Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I had to give a speech but I wasn't prepared. I decided to give it anyway. While giving the speech, I got so nervous I passed out. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
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thegreat579 7
*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"
grigri75 35
since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!
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Comments (37)
thegreat579 7
*Gabriel Iglesias voice "DON'T DO IT"
CassandraThyme 14
Kevin Harts voice* "SHE WASN'T READYYYYYYYY"
gotaplanstan 28
*Jack Nicholson voice* YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
PePziNL 20
*Timmy's voice* TIMMMEEEEEEEH
h00tzForOsi 20
Hodor's voice "HOOODOOOOORRR!!"
llamaparty 9
Guess you got yourself worked up about it a lot, and it got too much for you. I'm sorry OP.
grigri75 35
since you already went halfway through, doesn't he know what you intented to do? PS: hope you didn't hurt yourself too bad, op!
hauntedxpast 5
You really knocked it out of the park.
revolvearoundme 15
You rolled a 1 on the break up dice. *Critical Fail* You dumped yourself instead.
aeryn97 17
love this!
Toksik_Kid 14
Well atleast u got half of the speech done, just continue later
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Sounds like emotional stress got the best of you, OP. Assuming another breakup attempt is underway; may I suggest having someone with you next time? To hold your hand maybe or just hold onto you, period.
MariaGiovanni 25
That's ridiculous. If you need someone to hold your hand while you end a relationship that you chose to end then your probably shouldn't be dating.
SilverInGray 25
I don't understand this reasoning? It can be a really stressful situation, especially if the relationship was unhealthy or abusive. Some people don't deal with conflict well. At least she's trying.
Chikiriwak 17
Well you gotta break on your cranium... *BA DUM TSS*
hardcorefan16 22
I broke up with my boyfriend two weeks ago and I was sweating to death, I was so scared of what he would say but in the end he didn't even care and now I'm more happy then ever.
Dawnoftime 12
I hope you didn't break up your skull.