Today, I was trying to clean the belt of my register at work at a grocery store. I noticed two strips of rubber stuck in the corner of the belt, and after pulling on them periodically all morning one finally came loose. It was a foot. I had been pulling at a dead rat trapped in the belt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I found a used condom in the fax machine. I'm the electrical maintenance repair for the company. I have to untangle it from the belts. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I got my hand caught in a belt sander while sanding down what was supposed to become a "Caution" sign. FML
Today, my water wouldn't go down my shower drain. Confused, I stuck a metal stick expecting hair, but instead stabbed and pulled up a rat that was dead in my drain. FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
Today, I went through a self-checkout at a grocery store. The machine kept repeating, “Please remove the unexpected item in the bagging area.” After five attempts, an employee came over and discovered the “unexpected item” was my own elbow resting on the counter. FML
Today, after three weeks of holding out, my stingy boss finally called animal control about the birds in the air vent above the register. While I was working, they rummaged through the vents, causing live maggots to fall down right in front of me. FML
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
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Top comments
AK 2
Oh my dear god. Didn't it like.. smell or something?
crescent_indigo 0
epic.
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Comments (72)
AK 2
Oh my dear god. Didn't it like.. smell or something?
Imawhalerider 0
Worlds Stupidist Criminals. training mouses to steal.
tarula 1
World's Most Stupid Comment. Bad grammar, spelling and use of a plural. I wish I had freaking (sic) mouses
Orchid_fml 2
oh wow , that's bruutal .
kopei 0
. . . ._. Ew, disgusting.
chocolatebear99 0
ewww gross was it all squished up?
crescent_indigo 0
epic.
chocolatebear99 0
ewww gross was it all squished up?
MrCleanCut 0
lmaooo! that right there can scar you for life! lol *shudders*
locasocha 0
thats why they call it DIRTY JERSEY
too_much_fun 0
This just gave me a really good idea for a prank.......... :)
theoffkid 0
Really nasty, I wonder if the health dept. checks for stuff like that.