Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Menace to society
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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sydneylol 7
Well, bless you.
NoNotTheFace 8
Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you. The ************ came outta nowhere, I swear.
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Comments (104)
zukinihudini 0
I think everyone has done this before
twofirstnames 12
God bless you and your possibly aching head(:
krysxkatastrophe 14
At least you didn't sneeze yourself into a concussion!
False_Stupidity 42
Holy hell, that's gotta be the most disturbing, creepy pic I've seen.. That image is gonna be in my nightmares now...
bigtaytay 13
U pulled a Situation lol
smexehXredhead0 0
I've done that before...
thijskrol 0
is the wall ok¿
Luck77 6
so? it happens....
crackbunny626 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA... FYL op FYL
Asystole 0
Best story ever.
myeviltwin 20
Did that once sitting on the toilet only smacked my head into a cast iron radiator heater. Damn near knocked myself out. Had a huge lump on my forehead for a week. Funny in hindsight, not so funny at the time lol.
rattusrattus 19
When a horse does this, they become a unicorn.