Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Worn Out
United States
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Anonymous
Loughton, United Kingdom
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Uri
Chattanooga, United States
Menace to society
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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sydneylol 7
Well, bless you.
NoNotTheFace 8
Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you. The ************ came outta nowhere, I swear.
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Comments (104)
giraffemagic 0
Could be worse...but BLESS YOU
brianeylinkrig 0
You pulled a situation it would of been funny if you gave yourself a concussion
Flaminghomo 2
I laughed so hard I crapped my pants..FML...thanks for the post though, I learned my lesson..never face a wall when sneezing
ethereana 2
fyl for losing the staring contest with the wall. yep it is harsh when that happens hopefully u didn't hit ur head hard
rosaaaa_fml 6
ROFWLBSST:)
lex1459 38
I know a girl who was on a trip in Europe, and while looking out a window in a church or something, she sneezed and her head smashed the window. True story!
talkitivgirl 1
I do that all the time :D
KaanTech 0
Well Shit happens
RawrNom 0
I did this three days ago. sigh.
liber 9
Be there, done that. I'm with you bro