Anonymous
Australia
Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML
Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML
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ashleykay94 7
Wow, you're a dumb ass.
bbailey19 3
Why snort anything up your noise? Slippery slope brah
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Comments (215)
ashleykay94 7
Wow, you're a dumb ass.
whymee55 6
The plural 'lines' especially worries me.
EvilPotato 15
No shit sherlocks OP.
SnowFlakeInAK 7
Absolute moron comes to mind regarding OP. How stupid are you to even consider that!! YDI
BagleHead 6
I snort curry lines every other day. It really clears the sinuses.
whymee55 6
Clears the sinuses? There would be no sinuses left!
lovejdbieber 0
My thoughts exactly
IfTheKeyFits 3
Why would you snort curry powder dumbass? You should've snorted cocaine.
SocHer23 6
My friend did that only it was with wasabi powder. I thought he was an idiot too.
SteveTheJanitor 6
He's from New South Wales, what do you expect??
CryMoreFMLs 15
69 - You might be even dumber then OP for that statement.
sydneybeau 7
Just say no.
monkeys1315 0
My friend snorted smarties once and he said that hurt, I can't imagine curry powder
dre_bro11 12
78, what's that meant to mean? I couldn't even image listing places worse than NSW, there'd be too many. BTW, where are you from? You must be from a very 'perfect' place to be saying shit about NSW. And I'm not just saying this. I'm talking from experience. I live in NSW and I've travelled to numerous places nationally and internationally to know that I should be lucky in the state I live in.
awagh666 14
69, i agree. If you want to snort anything, make sure it's coke heheheh (pls note the sarcasm). OP YOU're a dumbass
SteveTheJanitor 6
114 I am from qld if you must know
whisper_White 6
Peer pressure kills.... Just sayin.
Lanceeden 12
Better drink your own piss.
welandedonthemoo 5
Mmm. Drugs are bad mmkay
ImFrackinBored 13
Friend did it with a smashed up candy cane... funny as hell, but all he could smell for two hours was peppermint... The teacher didnt think it was as funny though... :c
yoyoforpeace 14
I don't even know where NSW is but I'm sure it doesn't suck.
RayneSmytson 24
New South Wales is an Australian state on the east coast, Sydney is there.
LunaaBluee 27
Typical American...
marcranger 29
Try coke instead.
bbailey19 3
Why snort anything up your noise? Slippery slope brah
ragzy 7
I never snort anything up my noise, waste of time. Much better high up the nostril!
flockz 20
i have never slipped or lost my footing on the slope of a bra by snorting too much noise.
SimpleMinds_fml 7
They said I would never learn anything from watch Jackass. Looks like Steve-o could have taught this kid a valuable lesson.
bbailey19 3
Coke is very loud indeed.
rampersaud 10
Your profile picture....it made me laugh
tifafifa 3
what could someone possible say to convince you to do that?!?
Avalanches 9
"We'll snort a line, too"
absolutegrrr 7
"Here's a million pounds if you snort a line of curry powder!"
KiddNYC1O 22
We'll kick you for each line you don't snort. Rather have itchy nose than broken ribs.
yummcookie 0
To be fair, I would too for a million.
Alexisthebestest 16
My freshman year of highschool, I told this girl in my Earth Science class to snort mineral powder "because it would be funny." She did it...and it was hilarious.
Alexisthebestest 16
She didn't die. As a matter of fact, she wasn't even harmed. So calm your **** & stop acting like such a prick.
Alexisthebestest 16
I understand it, you just suck at portraying it.
camera123 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So Is the curry okay?
torio123 27
No, it's up his nose.
nerdy96birdy 8
How old are you, 14?
Avalanches 9
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Comet_Candy 23
42.
crinx034 0
69. ....... Heheheh
Scar_loves_you 0
Actually, I am 14. ._. you couldn't beg me to do that shit :P
Anubyte 0
I'm 15 and I wouldn't if you paid me!
KennyMcCrmick322 0
I might.... Possibly...... Problably not....... Pretty sure I wouldn't........no ****** way
you_failed 15
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noboundary 9
18. I don't know why people think it's cool to snort things, my cousins used to snort salt. -_-
absolutegrrr 7
121 refer to your username.
bill123nye456 0
Im 14 and not stupid enough to do that
Chocobubba 0
I say F the generation's life for being capable of something as idiotic as snorting anything. That is all.
ohmandapants 17
People were snorting things way before OP's generation.
alisakittykat 0
Let's not forget who raised us...
btnhdude 0
Curry powder Hurried into your nasal tunnel, And is churning surely Irritating and burning your nerves. No joke there, im just incredibly bored.
ntherewas1 11
I love your dp! It does look like Asian calligraphy.
btnhdude 0
Why thank you
oh_your_god 15
Did ya cry? I bet you did...
Avalanches 9
I cried.
mandel2000 0
why? no really...why?
btnhdude 0
Nice fist bump pic, it's kinda touching. *fist bumps*
ptrasc1 0
That picture is a joke