Anonymous
Sweden
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
HWS
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Anonymous
San Marcos, United States
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
blackcat37
Independence, United States
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Worn Out
United States
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Anonymous
Loughton, United Kingdom
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
kissrocks4
Sacramento, United States
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
TooYoungForThis
Canada
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Uri
Chattanooga, United States
Menace to society
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
SkinsCastSelection
France
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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sydneylol 7
Well, bless you.
NoNotTheFace 8
Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you. The ************ came outta nowhere, I swear.
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Comments (104)
ieatunicorn4fun 7
I just read a random fml identical to this. Only it says her boyfriend put it on Facebook.... Ouch
sammieg17 5
This is an fml?
Wheredidgrungego 12
It happens. Humans sneeze at over 100 mph on average. That's a lot of force. Just move yourself away from any walls next time.
Rondo_99 0
And the wall won lol, and bless you btw
boredblonde 17
Did you put a hole in the wall? ?
AlliBell 0
Done this before...
KennyMcCrmick322 0
Op should always wear a helmet before he sneezes
drloves69 4
Now thats what i call head banging
JordanMelissa 0
I have to admit this is flipping hilarious, but ouch.
Btreasure 8
At least you got the sneeze out. Most of my sneezes go away right on the middle that's like stopping in the middle of sex right before you hit ******. Disappointing.