peacexout108
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my ex told me she still misses having sex with me. Her next text was "but it's still over." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
wtf
United States
Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" Um, what? FML
Dwarvahkiin
🌶️ Spicy
Thank God
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Mind games
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
EpicOracle
Nigeria
Make your mind up!
Today, my ex, who has been asking me to get back with her, told me that she doesn't want to be in a relationship with me when I asked. FML
Anonymous
Nepal 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I texted my ex boyfriend that I still loved him. He texted back asking if this was some sort of booty call. FML
Godmish
France 🌶️ Spicy
Make the most of it
Today, I received a text message from my girlfriend, saying, "Do you remember the last time we slept together?" I replied straight away, "Of course, it was great!" To which she replies, "I hope you made the most of it, because it was the last time." FML
Anonymous
Sweden 🌶️ Spicy
A change is as good as rest
Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML
steph
France
Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML
Chels
United States
Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
France 🌶️ Spicy
Busted
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
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k43L1 0
at least you know you're good in bed?
blland 0
casual sex then?
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Comments (46)
Bruce222 0
Wow that's kinda stupid why would she say that?
Konerak 1
Because she still wants to have sex offcourse. But without the relationship. Gratz, you found yourself a f-buddy : )
mexicutioner123 0
someones getting pussy pounded
bishoprsv2 0
So? Just rape her.
aghoogha 0
pay her for it then
aTRAGEDY 0
wow
blland 0
casual sex then?
k43L1 0
at least you know you're good in bed?
Mx_Rider 6
hey buddy dont complain your prob good at sex so what. pound her vaj no strings attached. WIN
PsychoGorgeous 0
OP is female. But like 7 said, do the deed and no strings attached!
perdix 31
There could be strings attached depending on the time of the month. ;) But it can be used for flossing after eating.
Lonely_Lez 0
WIN! Even though in reality that's completely ridiculous, in clever comment form it's WIN! :D
ilikeu12 0
lol at least your great in bed.
Mx_Rider 6
oops my bad i thought it was a male number 8 lol o well hunny go ride that dick no strings attached. WIN
Lonely_Lez 0
No, you're not getting it. They're both female. No dicks or pounding involved, except possibly strap-ons.