Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, as I was trying to get into the grocery store, I had a sneezing fit. I've typically never had one, so I didn't really know how to handle it. This one was a new record: 11 sneezes and I hadn't had the foresight to bring tissues. FML
Today, I was sitting at my desk when out of nowhere I had a "silent sneeze attack". Someone in the office called the paramedics because they thought I was having a seizure. This is the third time this has happened this week. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Today, I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day, but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Once while I was at work helping a customer, the other while sitting on the couch next to my boyfriend. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, for the first time in my life, I simultaneously sneezed, peed and farted. I was giving a presentation at work when this happened. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML
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RichardPencil 32
One for Connor, one for Kendall, one for Roman and one for Shiv? Can't wait for season 4!
Jesse Duff 15
wait till you hit 7-14 sneezes in a row, and you gotta tell everyone around you to shut up so you can concentrate on not sneezing...your in for a ride.
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RichardPencil 32
One for Connor, one for Kendall, one for Roman and one for Shiv? Can't wait for season 4!
Thaylok 17
Sneazen 4?
RichardPencil 32
Yes!!! The sneezon's Episode 1 starts off with Logan having a sneezing fit and the Waystar Royce stock price plummets. Good TV!
Jesse Duff 15
wait till you hit 7-14 sneezes in a row, and you gotta tell everyone around you to shut up so you can concentrate on not sneezing...your in for a ride.