Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML
Rude awakening
Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML
Sneaky sneezy
Today, I sneezed four times in succession. The problem is that I've never sneezed more than three times in a row in my life, so the fourth one came as such a shock to me that I accidentally banged my head on my desk when it occurred. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML
Menace to society
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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sydneylol 7
Well, bless you.
NoNotTheFace 8
Now, you won't need your girlfriend to beat you up so you can look tougher to your friends, you can just tell them that a wall attacked you. The ************ came outta nowhere, I swear.
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Comments (104)
KillSwitch96 18
Don'tcha just hate it when the wall gets in the way of your head?
SneezyC 15
I favorited this .
Erika772 7
I've done that. Except I hit my head on my arm and hurt my nose..........
addicted2musikk 1
I did the same thing except I slammed my head on the refrigerator door and dropped my ice cream :/
bobby94_fml 0
Im sorry i feel bad but picturing that makes me laugh hysterically ;)
iFit21 2
I've done this before n started busting out laughing.
curlyfry33 8
Challenge exepted
randomman423 0
I knew I wasnt the only one!!!!!
Iamaninchworm 0
Does this really deserve being a fml
sasha01 0
I have done this before!!! Sneezed and hit my head against my steering wheel and hooting at the car in front of me