Today, a few years after getting mugged inspired me to start hitting the gym and taking karate classes, I was mugged again, this time in front of my girlfriend who I actually met at the gym. I was knocked out with one punch. It was the same mugger with the same neck tattoo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML
Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, I got mugged. For an actual mug. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I got mugged at work. The sad thing is I'm a cop and was trying to catch the people who mugged me previously while off duty. FML
Today, I discovered the hard way that training in martial arts means nothing when the thug harassing your wife at the bar has a mate stood behind you ready, willing, and able to kick you square in the balls with a toe-capped work boot while you’re getting into your correct fighting stance. FML
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whiskey'swino 15
Seriously though- training in the gym is no match for someone who obviously has a lot of practice intimidating people enough in vulnerable situations t get their money. Don't beat yourself up, you already had enough of that.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Dignity, thy name is... oh, you left it anonymous. No surprise there.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Dignity, thy name is... oh, you left it anonymous. No surprise there.
RichardPencil 32
You need to demand your money back! Both from your incompetent karate instructor and the mugger.
whiskey'swino 15
Seriously though- training in the gym is no match for someone who obviously has a lot of practice intimidating people enough in vulnerable situations t get their money. Don't beat yourself up, you already had enough of that.
Ksweety_fml 27
Damn 😂
GamerChickxoxo 16
next time strike first.If you hit them in the throat hard enough to cause difficulty breathing, their fighting skills wont count for shit.I've had several muggers pull knives on me and none of them have walked away fully intact.
GamerChickxoxo 16
should add,the last one was seizing on the ground from the beating i gave him when the cops showed up. and im 23 124lb F
BurnInDemonFire 39
Several muggers? Where the hell do you live?
Mungolikecandy 19
You hit someone in the throat first you get the murder or manslaughter charge against you as self defence does not apply if you strike first.
raven_of_azarath 35
It might if they pulled a knife first, like what was said.
tounces7 28
You got mugged by someone who didn't even carry a weapon? And what did your girlfriend do then? Maybe you should start carrying a stun gun or something similar.
Mungolikecandy 19
You can do as much martial arts and gym work as possible and one lucky punch can take you down, that is the way it goes. I know a black belt in two martial arts who was decked when someone punched him when he was not ready for it.
tounces7 28
Thing is, this guy had already robbed him before. So just seeing him should have been a warning.
Linda Mau 10
mug me once shame on you mug me twice shame on me
Agent JPN 9
No amount of weight training or karate can fix a glass jaw
pscool 11
This is why we have the first amendment. Good work hitting the gym but it sounds like you should have been hitting the gun store and shooting range. No one deserves to be assaulted twice especially buy the same douche bag with a neck tattoo.
Madrias 36
Second amendment. The first amendment is about free speech.
rgkkk 17
To have armed douchebags?