errrmkl46
United States
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Gross!
Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
coleslaw
United States
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
Concussed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
race
Australia
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Loney
#blessed
Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.
amatayo 0
how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.
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Comments (186)
deelightful 0
this is fake. fml is no good anymore. because i swear almost all of the stories are fake
robertsk89 0
omg! that is sooo flipping creepy. fyl! I would seriously move before you get raped!
FerrariCake 2
Ultimate fail... posting an obvious fake: 1. Why would creepy old neighbor have your cell number? 2. Old people don't text.
CharleneW 0
Lmao @ old people don't text. I know plenty of people who are 50, 60+ who text. And maybe she gave her neighbour to him in case of emergencies because he seemed harmless at first and slowly started to get creepier and creepier.
69_ 0
1) My grandparents do. 2) Maybe she/he gave it to him, it's not that inconceivable that someone would want to communicate with their neighbors, in the event emergency or something.
Craze_fan 0
You know, people say bless you TO BE POLITE. This wasn't some creepo waiting outside your window, breathing hard and listening intently; this was your neighbor who was IN HIS OWN HOUSE and JUST HAPPENED TO HEAR. Also there's the fact that at some point you gave him your cell # or at least put it in some venue where which it was made available to him. So, QED, your neighbor is very polite and you're a jerk.
bentonthegreat 0
Sounds like the FML where the woman was tanning topless in her yard and she sneezed and the neighbor said bless you from the bush
mizu22 0
why does he have your number??
maruchan 0
Fake FML again.
donjo 0
Nice fake FML. Idiot.
Silentknight 0
wait, you were actually IN the shower when you sneezed? don't you have a shower curtain? or a window curtain? or common sense? maybe the guy is really an undercover minister who simply wanted to bless all of his contacts. the timing is a coincidence. love thy neighbor ;)
Joeboy777 0
lol