errrmkl46
United States
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Gross!
Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Anonymous
United States
Faulty plumbing
Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML
DogStew
Behave yourselves
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
coleslaw
United States
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
Concussed
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Bad start to the day
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
race
Australia
Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
Loney
#blessed
Today, I had to let my nosy landlord into my apartment to ensure I didn't have an unapproved guest over. Why? Because she overheard me sneeze, and then bless myself. FML
Anonymous
Hillsboro, United States
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0
Did you say thank you? Don't be rude now.
amatayo 0
how did he have your cell phone number? making up stories to get on fml is lame.
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Comments (186)
teslaaaa 0
hOW DID HE EVEN HAVE YOUR NUMBER ?
terriibabiiix23 0
that is just ******* CREEPY !!
ariellevymayer 0
fake. i just read one that said someones creepy old neighbor said bless you as they sneezed while lying naked in their backyard
baseballrocks2 0
i hate people that lie on fml
crazylady654 0
u lie every day u just odn't realize it. dont shit on ppl just to feel good
MF12 0
why can't you guys just accept that these things happen?
kujo7 0
nice fake. how would he have your number and know how to text.
yezzir_10 7
Why does everyone keep saying that this is a fake FML! They seriously could have each others numbers for emergencies. It bugs me. You dont know them. You dont know if it is fake, so back off
Giant85 0
well did you at least thank him?
blahdasteph 0
hahaaaa (:
chetchatter 5
haha wow