Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard during a meeting that my glasses flew off and hit my boss in the face. Now everyone keeps jokingly ducking every time I look their way. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML
Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML
Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML
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BloodyHeel 8
Well did they apologise?
sonnet 0
Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.
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Comments (98)
Xrated_exctasy 0
Ewwww!
loveutobabexoxo 0
thats so gross
Lelah 0
I second what you said #1! That's disgusting.
Alleged_Cranium 7
the really disgusting part would be if they sneezed to cover up something else that they were squirting onto your neck.....yeah, you know what I'm talking about..... PERVERT!
sweet_chilli03 0
disgusting!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
.......il just let myself out then.......
starile 20
MLIA
wwerulez14 6
"Today, after accidentally sneezing on my co-worker's neck and not apologizing, my co-worker turned around and I got to feel his warm hand press up against my face. I have a black eye now, and all of my co-workers and my boss agree that it was my fault. My wife is somehow to blame. FML" Let this be a lesson to you; apologize for things like this or some poor wife may be beaten.
sonnet 0
Today, I was in a meeting and started to jerk off. As I shot my cum onto my coworker's neck, I sneezed to cover up for myself. She still thinks it's my snot. FHL.
qwerty8788 4
lmao
Pg11 0
pretend to sneeze and flick water onto their neck. ydi for falling for the oldest trick in the book...
alex1502 0
not an fml
AssTard 15
Wipe it off with his/her shirt.
BloodyHeel 8
Well did they apologise?
Bees_fml 0
It's entirely possible the OP's sensation was psychosomatic, in which case the sneezer would not apologize.
Bees_fml 0
Do you not know what psychosomatic means? The sneezer *wouldn't know* about the sensation the OP apparently felt.
BloodyHeel 8
Fascinating.
catstuff 0
Oh gross.
disco2466 8
did it taste nice?
Bees_fml 0
Cuz there's a mouth on the back of the neck..... What planet are you from? (And are your women hot?)
Pocahontas22_fml 0
haha^
marinus_fml 20
Was it their dentures?
allmidnighteyes 11
Did someone throw you an Otter Pop? You should've reached back and grabbed it if it was. Otter Pops are awesome.
BloodyHeel 8
May you please enlighten me on what an Otter Pop is.
allmidnighteyes 11
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fmltiligothigh 0
i second what #6 said, otter pops are amazing xp
butthole_cheeze 0
you have the widest nose i have ever seen in my life!!! its like jay lenos chin, except on your nose. i bet you can smell your butthole cheese.
butthole_cheeze 0
i would hate to share my coke with u, let alone my shredded oxyz.
denvan 0
clean it up you'll live
zodak 0
u better woop some ass
kayPandastyle 15
I.agree kick their ass!
bree128 0
exactly, it would be **** their life cuz I would have kicked their ass! that's so disgusting!!!
xStiina 0
they ate jelly.
Rangant 7
lmao! FYL but that would be so awkward for them... and even more awkward if they leaned forward and wiped your neck with a tissue
marmlr339 14
lol. agreed :-)