Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
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ohmy_god 0
I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...
extremekiwi 0
thats why she said roleplay fucknut
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Comments (93)
NerdyDinoLover 0
PEDO BEAR?
fakename23 0
Peter File William Funkerdoter
surescope 0
he sounds like a nice guy.
Jayisbeastlyy 0
Hide yo kids Hide yo Wife Cuz they raping every body!
danzz 4
ANTOINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deerescu 1
hahaha
jessuhkah 0
everyone is saying reminded.. when the op said "made him wonder".... lol Learn to read people :p
BloodyMary666 24
That´s psycho, I hope u ran as fast as u could!!! O.o
defferwa 9
She kinda deserves it. Talking about this 'new' guy. As if we're objects. We are people too!
TheAPPLESLAVE 4
He said it makes him wonder, not remind
forgotmyabcs 1
Uhh.. 2 things- 1) GET THE **** AWAY FROM HIM!!!! 2) you "slept with a new guy for the first time." you make it sound like you sleep with everyone!