Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
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ohmy_god 0
I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...
extremekiwi 0
thats why she said roleplay fucknut
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ohmy_god 0
I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...
thepokeduck 0
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lol. Poor guy is getting all kinds of judgment on here. I think a little rape fantasy/roleplay can be fun. I'm a girl, btw.
ImaBmyLonurTees 0
Then u're just as creepy as Ted Bundy over there.
Mayham27 0
Wow. You think Rape is FUN?! You hacve mad issues! And know nothing about it. It's a serouse crime and you should be ashamed for thinking it's the least bit "Fun" if only you knew but you don't. It's the worst possible thing in the world! SO SHUT THE **** UP!
a7x451 0
wow^^^ have you ever had sex that was voluntary?
FriesWithASideOf 0
Lindsey spends her time talking to her non-realistic friends on the interwebz and for her to show some type of retarded emotion, she does something like this: *rapes you* :3. Honestly Lindsey, if you're a Mexican that still does that kind of shit then you should go back to your pathetic life in Mexico. But we Americans are keeping the tacos/burritos.
extremekiwi 0
thats why she said roleplay fucknut
perfect_jenny 0
obviously the violent act of rape is disgusting and terrible. however role-play in a loving trusting relationship can be fun... pretending you don't want it, when they know you do with a partner is NOT the same thing as a brutal rape. especially if you have a 'safe' word. god, grow up, bet you still have your V card anyway if you react so badly to the idea of loving consenting adults having role-play.
forgettingsunday 0
rape isn't funny OR sexy. end of.
avatarwill5 23
Wow #70, get off your period and suck it up. Not everyone in the world thinks as strongly as you do on rape. Get over it.
Whytetrash 21
#96, no, most of us think rape is terrible.
UniUni 20
You're sick by the way
Eir_fml 1
@8: I pretty much agree, I imagine a good amount of men have thought of it. @18: Of course 13 hasn't been raped. No one who's been raped likes to talk about it/fantasizes about it. It's a horrible thing. Turning something good into something terrible in a way that scars most people for life in one way or another doesn't make for roleplaying fantasies. Rape fantasies are really just dominance fantasies taken to a bit of an extreme. It's fine, if both participants are into it. There's a big difference between pretending you're being raped by someone you consider beautiful and getting caught in the feeling a bit, but knowing you're safe in the arms of a lover, and actually being forced into sex with someone.
runmymouth 0
I agree with #13 and #25; rape fantasies can be quite thrilling as long as everyone involved consents and there is a safe word agreed on (and implemented).
Easy_Target 0
*Clutches his head* AAAAAAAaAaaAAaaaahhH!!
blue_mandie4 0
Don't talk to him anymore, just leave!
necomni 0
Wait, REMINDED him? As in, he's had a first-hand experience? THEN it's a problem. Otherwise, it's just a common fantasy.
iloveHU15 6
not reminded; made him wonde.
MinorOED 0
first, and i'd imagine, last time. Wow.
kt20 0
Probably something he should have brought up in a different manner/after you'd been together more than an hour. Lack of discretion/slightly creepy.
youhavenoidea 0
wow you really pick em huh?