Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having a one night stand with a guy. He told me he wanted to do it doggie style, I said okay, and as soon as I bent over on the bed, looked at me and said, "Let's do this with the lights off". FML
Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend told me he thought of new positions for us to try in bed because it was getting boring. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and I lustfully requested we try doggy style this time. He responded, "No, Jesus wouldn't like that." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML
Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML
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ohmy_god 0
I've had a boy tell me that he wanted to "fake" rape me. Never talked to him again...
extremekiwi 0
thats why she said roleplay fucknut
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Comments (93)
Mayham27 0
WOW! This is The most offensive "FML" I have ever read! Do people not think before they write how this might offend other people. This is SHIT and should be deleted.! And the whole "Speak your mind, but be respectful" Who ever wrote this "FML" Was far beyond respectful! I am so unbelievebly pissed off at the world. There are acctualy people who think being Raped is funny.! IT'S NOT! This "FML" post should be deleted! This is OFFENSIVE TO THE NEXT LEVEL! -SMayham.
chinCHILLaOUT 0
What? That is only the comments. How is this FML offensive at all? 'There are no tabboo subjects' Get you facts straight before you bitch.
SkyWriteReader 0
Whoa whoa whoa! Are you a complete idiot or something?! I could be wrong, but I think OP posted this 'cause what he said had REALLY freaked him/her out! Rape is literally an FML. Honestly, did you want this person to not express his/her feelings about this? I really don't think OP thought it would be entertaining to post something serious like this. I also highly doubt that OP meant for this post to be offensive STFU for perceiving this incorrectly.
Bl4ck_1c3 2
he was one it said it would REMIND him.
jociecat 0
I would have slapped him and left.
EmmaMarieCullen 0
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!!! did he say REMINDED him of it??!!?? woah dude.... YDI for dating a rapist
CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0
That is scary!! I would just scream and run for bloody freaking life!!!
CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0
75 he said reminded him what it would be like.. but the OP deserves it 4 not seeing he is obviously a sex harasser...EWWW creeperr!!!
som_fml 0
wait... "reminded"? You mean he already knew?
victoria4161993 0
I would freak out that ***** happend to me that's not even funny guys like that piss me off so much
ilaaFML 0
Wow, that confused me beyond belief.
misty4555 0
omg that would freak me out so much I can't even imagine what I would do.