Today, I spent my first night at my boyfriend's place, and my first night sleeping beside him. I woke up in the early hours to him holding me and muttering in his sleep something like "surprise fisting". I'm beyond terrified. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous so when he was being all romantic with candles and wine I went a bit overboard and drank too much. I passed out. I woke up a few hours later, still a virgin, and in a puddle of my own piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to cuddle as we usually do. To prepare for this, the first thing I always do is dive into bed. This time, I felt something squishy under the covers, and screamed when I saw it was a Fleshlight. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my new boyfriend, and he took me back to his house for the first time. Taped to his bedroom door was a sheet of paper emblazoned with the words: "THE RAPE DUNGEON". I feel safer already. FML
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Top comments
wolfgold2 20
So, what happened next? ;)
Cwizer 17
I think he might just be happy and thinking of ways to please you.
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Comments (61)
wolfgold2 20
So, what happened next? ;)
vipirius 18
OP's boyfriend revealed that his secret fetish is getting surprise fisted by his gf.
wolfgold2 20
So you're telling me not everyone has that fetish?!?!
thatssomia 12
soo, if someone finds you knocked out atleast we know who to go to
zandalee 20
She received a surprise fisting and is now unable to walk in a straight line...?
thefastnfuryass 14
Surprise buttsecks..
asnakelovinbabe 16
Poor 41..... So innocent, your mind is! But you're on the internet now... The corruption will soon find it's way to you.
sonictardis 8
#41, that was the cutest thing ever.
ThatGuyWhoTalks 10
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Get separate beds
hippyhopgirl 9
They don't live together.
chabelo 10
separate beds? OP should buy him a blow up doll and let's see how it ends up!
Cwizer 17
I think he might just be happy and thinking of ways to please you.
slmchicd12 23
Don't worry, it was just a dream.
leachnoah1 6
right, I say all sorts of random things in my sleep.
little_one1 14
One time when I was in the early stages of puberty I was sleep talking at my grandma's house and told her in close to complete detail about a **** I watched. I couldn't look her in the eyes for months.
olpally 33
Surprise, he's a freak! Haha. Nah, just a random dream hopefully.
inthedopeshow 17
My boyfriend once shouted "I'll ******* kill you!" in his sleep. He has yet to ******* kill me. I'm sure OP will be equally as fortunate.
Keattles 14
Pretty sure it's just a dream! But be ready for anything >.
IllestRated 17
Maybe he was talking about fishing. Don't be so scared OP.
Metallica36176 16
"Surprise fishing!"
worldclassrager 41
We have a sleep talker here...and hey a dream doesn't mean it's going to happen...
thatkidmal 15
Won't do that again will you?
guineagirl 18
at least it wasn't something like oooh Justin faster