iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
justdancebbyx3
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
d4rkxf0x
Lindale, United States
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Anonymous
Buzz off
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
nekoneko
United States
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
segal1010
Potomac, United States
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
CrescentSelene
Edmonton, Canada
Without me
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
NinjaWafflesx
United States
Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML
clarakipper
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Toronto, Canada
Keeping up appearances
Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Top comments
ffc Squall 14
Why does she even have access to your account?
RichardPencil 32
Good news: you have more friends than ever. Bad news: all the talk is about mah-jongg and fibromyalgia.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
Good news: you have more friends than ever. Bad news: all the talk is about mah-jongg and fibromyalgia.
tonyfan00 38
Really? I thought they only talked about bingo...
ffc Squall 14
Why does she even have access to your account?
arioch_fml 20
Oh god, she's one of them! Get this out there fast, she's already slithering into your place, getting ready to steal your life!
exileonmainst 16
Sleep in the garage, that’ll teach her!
almost_there44 26
Easy fix. Change your password. If she is accessing your account on your computer, keep your computer away from her. I'm pretty sure that's not the only thing of yours she has been accessing.
Lalala579121 28
Or not even keep the PC away from her, put a password on your PC account and have it lock when it goes to sleep.
TyePie 6
Or if it's a PC that the entire household shares, turn off the "Remember Password" feature, and log out of the account after use. With all the security measures available, there's no excuse for anyone to have to share their FB account with anyone.
Michael Fusaro 6
stupid
Lalala579121 28
Can't fix stupid comments.
PennyLane27 32
Oh hey, you're from WI? Well, in case you're my SIL, your Festivus airing of grievances are coming a little early: your mom uses your fb if you leave it logged in, and multiple people in your family's fb, to stalk (and occasionally comment to) people she's blocked or limited or has other imaginary beef with. If you're not my SIL, that means there is more than one mom from WI doing this crap. Maybe they should be fb friends!
Lalala579121 28
I am sure "Chazzi" is not exactly the most common name in the world.
Lobby_Bee 18
Get her her own account, they're free.
tonyfan00 38
This sounds like a bad plot to a low-budget horror film...
sallygee 9
why does she have access to your Facebook acct? ydi