Today, I stayed at my mate's house over the weekend, but his mother threw me out, saying I’m was taking advantage of her hospitality. First, it’s her son's house, so it’s not even her hospitality, but also I was helping redecorate the whole house for free, so how was I taking advantage? FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mom is talking shit about me to anyone who will listen, all because I refused to stay at her house and help her with a few chores she said she would pay me for. She keeps leaving out the part where I saw dozens of bed bugs not even 5 minutes after I got there. FML
Today, my mother kicked me out of the house because her new boyfriend needs my room. Evidently he also needs my credit card, passport, and wallet too, because she kept all three, while tossing everything else out on the lawn. FML
Today, I was staying over at a friend's house for the weekend. Some girl he knows invited us over to watch a movie. She spent the whole time ignoring the movie and clinging to him, trying to get him to stay, and completely ignoring the fact that I was there and that he was basically my ride. I felt like walking home. FML
Today, I was talking to my mom about how my fiancé has been ignoring me and that I didn't know why. Turns out, my mother told him that I was too much of a handful, was mentally disturbed and also cheating on him. Just so I wouldn't move out and would keep cleaning her house for free. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, I thought I was doing a nice thing when I spent hundreds of dollars to get my friend a plane ticket home. She yelled at me when I gave it to her. Turns out, she planned on spending a few more months freeloading off me. FML
Today, I went to visit my overly-posh mother for the first time in many years. Upon arrival, she kicked me out because my outfit did not follow the same color-scheme as her decor. FML
Today, I got yelled at for staying in my room too long; got yelled at for going out of my room; got yelled at for staying at a friend's place. FML
Today, while staying at my mother’s house, she messaged me at 5:45 a.m. saying she “desperately” needed my help. I rushed over to her, only to find out she'd lied. She actually wanted me to help clean her garbage dump of a room. I’m starting to remember why I don’t visit often. FML
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
She's taking advantage and she's worried that you actually doing something in return will lead to her being rumbled.
kitten79TX 5
You could have told her, "No. I'm helping, and I have permission to be here." And if your "mate" let his mother throw you out of HIS house after helping him remodel/redecorate, then he's not really your mate
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Earl_KarmasBitch 36
She's taking advantage and she's worried that you actually doing something in return will lead to her being rumbled.
RichardPencil 32
Trying to get some experience as an amateur interior decorator? Hope you don't ruin his place in a lame effort to go pro.
Hangryko 32
Narcissistic parents are truly awful people. I hope your friend tells her she was out of line.
kitten79TX 5
You could have told her, "No. I'm helping, and I have permission to be here." And if your "mate" let his mother throw you out of HIS house after helping him remodel/redecorate, then he's not really your mate
JackWood 21
Don't you know only mom's can redecorate their son's house.
Chazzster 32
Am I the only one thinking maybe the Mom is homophobic and this is somehow related to that? I am not saying that the Mom has a right to do this - she does not when it is not her own home. I am just trying to understand under the circumstances why she would say that.
Sinshine 28
Homophonic? Maybe she also hates cats. How does that have anything to do with this FML?