Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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Comments (289)
jacobsessed 0
NOOOOOOB!!!!
1733817338 0
i swear ive heard this fml before lawl... what did you do after you saw them? or what did ur mom do??
ericherr1 7
your so hot;)
ashleynonymous 0
You must have a face only a mom can love. Keep us updated on when she shows you her vag.
rwac07 0
op u are the definition of a loser. sorry.
BukuElf 0
how pathetic are u??? 27 thats sad.... why were you looking at your moms **** in the first place
ghostwitch1863 0
only Americans make a big deal about nudity. naked breasts are not a big deal.
ryan_martin 0
show us urs then
Pleasegoeasy 0
if you take a picture it lasts longer.
skyeyez9 25
I have a male friend who is also 27 and never saw boobs or even kissed a female before. He grew up in a mormon family and brainwashed into thinking his soul will be damned to Hell if he saw, held hands, or even kissed a girl until the wedding night.
Savenok 0
incest!
timk_fml 2
were they nice?