Today, I was browsing a website where you can talk to strangers anonymously, when I met a guy I really hit it off with. After talking for two hours, we decided to keep in touch, just in time for me to hit the "Next Person" button by mistake. There's no way to undo it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I hit off with a guy I met on Tumblr, and we moved to Discord to chat. We're just friends, but have things in common. Then I accidentally called him while he was driving by clicking the wrong button, because I forgot how to search things up. Now he thinks I'm a creep. Time to build my walls back up again. FML
Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML
Today, after years of loneliness, I met the most amazing girl on Omegle. We spoke for ages and really clicked. But before either of us could exchange numbers, I lost my internet connection and her along with it. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
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iTiger_fml 0
chat rouletteing huh
Freeze_fml 17
I want to see an FML from his point of view.
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samantha_durano 6
so he was going to rape you anyway.
ollie200519 0
Seriously! Dont trust random chat people.
iTiger_fml 0
yea I thinking the same thing, but hey wanna stay "in touch?"
suppressed08 2
it's true - I were actually watching a program on catching sexual predators....they had a decoy and everything :D so good.
gorillaz_fml 0
yeah it could of been an old guy
ImaginaryFoe 1
Or something else would have gone wrong. The odds were against you.
deathcab7 0
what if it was just like a 12 year old messing with you, or a 60 year old whose so desperate , he has resorted to anonymous chatting sites. creepy either way.
Jade94_fml 0
#9- “And while we're at it, can you give me your full name, address, social security number, and credit card information?”
deliciouscake 3
Today, I was on omegle.com talking to a fat chick. I played along for two hours, I was about to tell her my friends address, when all of the sudden she leaves. I can't even get a fat chick. FML.
Starfire22 5
lmao! I don't understand this whole "Internet boyfriend" fad that's going around... Does anyone met people in real life anymore??
strandedinalimo 0
Oh noz! My creepy Internet soulmate is gone for good!!
DonkeyDelight 0
84.32% of the stuff on chatroulette is stuff you don't want to see.
reyemrein 0
^ Daniel Tosh proved this.
GeoThermalSleuth 0
Yeah it's good that this happened. who knows. Maybe he's a 50 Year Old fat guy living in his moms basement. you can never trust anyone on the Internet!
ArguablyEpic 0
chatroulette is hilarious and disturbing all at the same time.
asianwolf 2
hello, little girl.
asianwolf 2
does the above give you a hint about what is happenning?
ArguablyEpic 0
thing is everyone has webcams on the site... so unless there was a forty year old dude on the cam. so you can't really lie... and if it's not the person on the screen talking. then gtfo. lol
Fabby_fml 2
The internet is 90% fat 45 year old men looking to rape teenage girls, didn't you know?
baby_val 0
furreal!
tinuelena 0
Unless she was on Omegle.
samantha_durano 6
omegle is ****** up. I can never go on with out some horny guy asking about my pussy.
johnw11 0
defs chatroulete
im2good25 0
@ 79 are you part of that 90% group?
yankeesfreak 0
um 13 its call to catch a predetor on mnbc
suppressed08 2
I don't have NBC, I watched it on Sky 3 (England), but yeah, that's it:)
distantg 0
lol chattoulette
Shokz992 0
90 - Sooo... About your pussy...
cincyboy 0
he was probobly a serial killer
abcnonamecba 0
I love omeggle it's so funny
timk_fml 2
wow she has standards.
QueenOfStars 0
lol
_swimcutie_ 0
What's wrong with 12 year olds??? :D jkjkjk
RayleighMax 0
go out there and find some real ass!! =D
andreaa64 0
haha truee
locklock 0
don't talk to rappests
ajmint 1
You have to click twice to confirm (assuming you are talking about omegle.com).
pitbullmom 0
with Chris Hansen? and the decoys always have sweet tea? lmao those are awesome, especially when the same guy showed up twice! but seriously op he was going to rape you.....in th butt!
fsxman1 11
the site was chatrollett
ilovefatcats 12
what .com?
ilovefatcats 12
**** u what's wrong with fat ppl?
BMaC101 0
Don't you remember his name? Or was he the first one to talk to? Next time look before clicking!
asianwolf 2
his name was Michael Jackson (omg he is actually still alive!)
Ashle1gh 14
Fail Asian. OP is a girl, that wouldn't work out.
asianwolf 2
true you got me
mfmylifesrsly 30
how would it not work out?...I don't get it...
ArguablyEpic 0
MJ only went after little boys. that's the joke lol
morgs1 0
it's called Omegle ( or if it's not it's a site EXACTLY how she described it )
heyitsme0123 6
193 - It does sound a lot like Omegle lol
wintamint101 7
why the hell would you keep in touch, he's probably a pedophile
Calbriie 5
It sounds like Chat Roulette too :P
iTiger_fml 0
chat rouletteing huh
thedeadman64 0
exactly
zellybeanie 0
Hahaha... You are NOT meant to keep in touch with people from Chat Roullete.
MQ_was_here 0
LOL. I was just reading about that site in TIME magazine as I read this FML. And it's not a chatting site, it's one where you turn on your webcam and video-chat. How the he'll do people do that? =/
afarr 0
@59 MIC
MQ_was_here 0
Yeah but I meant it's not via typing. oh and hell* (Auto-correct)
Filthy_Animal 25
You bet!!
Belief_fml 0
It's ok, he probably feels way worse than you.
schnitzel5 0
how would he feel bad he's probly just like WTF?
Freeze_fml 17
I want to see an FML from his point of view.
BMaC101 0
Today, I was talking to some ugly ass person on a website. She then hit the next person button. Apparently I am not good enough to talk to an ugly chick. FML
jellybean120 10
^^Lol!!!
heyheyt 0
hahha 16
valdancer99 0
lol
leonlee2002 10
Gotta give it to you 16!
GrimGothicAngel 0
there is no point to relationships so hopefully youve learned now
deadsrs 0
Wow... way to be a 15-17 year old emo kid. The sad thing is exactly how steriotypical that comment was. Stop being a sheep. That is all.
CW001 0
******* conformists...
Ultimate_Cynic 0
@ #7: Haha, thanks for the laugh. CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN
FantasticFin 0
you are hot(: message me?
Sammii_Sixx 3
Message me?
claiiire_fml 17
190- Way to sound thirsty. Grow some lady balls and message him yourself.
kooner55 0
poor guy your a little bitch and ended the conversation
zZPedobearZz 0
i sometimes do this, but not in conversations. i sometimes do it on websites like lolcats. FYL
MrTeabag420 0
by any chance was OP on chatroulette?
iTiger_fml 0
already said that your kinda late
Desertman123 4
probably omegle
rachel7482 0
it wuz me!!! lol I remember u ur favorite color wuz rainbow and u like unicorns lol jk ha ha ha but really it could have been me :|