sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Rosies
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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Comments (289)
dfeucht328 0
hahahahahaha 27 year old virgin hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
kawawang_pulubi 0
bahaha loser
xocourtxo 0
hahahha first thing I thought.... FAIL!
misskity6 0
FAKE.
waywick 0
did you suck them?
ryan_martin 0
dude ur a freak, I didn't actually think a guy would still b virgin and still living at home at the age of 27...
ryan_martin 0
tht was meant to say lmao... stupid iPhone lol
ralphyr 0
I call bullshit Jebidiah.
ana285 0
lmao totaly ur fault. FUL dude srry ={
ReeNAh 0
aww thats so sad why dont you go to a strip club or buy a hooker if that doesnt work find a slutty girl on craigslist. thats it i feel so sorry for you that iKd show you mine :-
Fedor_is_KING 0
So #105, what if I said I didn't see any before either. Would you feel sorry for me too? :D
maskedman 9
Feel sorry for me as well.