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magicalDEATH This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Close encounter

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

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Chris 2 February 2010, 05:40 France

Today, the windows on my car were frozen. I filled up a bucket of hot water, and threw it on the windows. The windows cracked. FML

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uHazFailedTotall 3 March 2010, 21:18 Norway

Today, I managed to fall face-first into a used condom. FML

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oww 9 March 2010, 11:14 United States

Today, I learned not to jump off a stage if nobody is going to catch you. FML

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