sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Rosies
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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4toestatue 7
Level 21 virgin here: never kissed, never touched, never saw naked, not even talked in a sexual way to a woman before. But I am responsible for it and I know it but I can forget it most of the time. Seeing real forbidden boobs though (sister, mom etc) would only remind me that I am a loser big game.
xKazama_Blood 0
I didn't think virgins come in levels. I wonder what is the ultimate level for virgins...
4toestatue 7
Lol I just used an expression of a previous comment.
atomicbaboon 0
level 67 virgisaur. go virgisaur! i choose you! use abstinence!
stechly21 0
dude just nasty
boatingboy1011 0
lmfao @ 146!!!
visage 0
anyone who hasn't seen boobs by the age of 15 should be shipped off to their own little island. they obviously suck, and have no social skills....
maskedman 9
The OP has not had pussy, since pussy had him.
goonie85 0
I don't think there's anything wrong with being a virgin. there's a lot of man ****** out there
hectorguez1 0
don't me tell it turn u on cuz if it did u have serious problems dude.
Gucci_Girl 2
Dude, get out more.
vincebloo 0
that just screwed up, I'm 15 n have seen/grab boobs in person lol
Misguided_Ghost 0
hope you don't turn gay. ;)