sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Rosies
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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ejprice 0
I'm proud of you for being a virgin. keep up the good work. it's nice to know I'm not the only one.
michellekumar 0
ew.
cboisen10 1
u either are a hobbit, ur ass ugly, or uhave a tiny penis and ur sperm come out single file, or all of the above
wazzaah 0
loollzzz xD
lancevang 0
ur a virgin haha
nFc573 0
gay
transcedental 18
hey there OP, I am really sorry for you :/ I hope everything comes right soon, and you experience a true love-story ^^ / which all of these meany people commenting your misfortune may never even get close to >.>/ everything happens for a reason ;) good luck ^^
JimHighway 0
Good to know that not everyone on FML thinks that he should go out and get laid ASAP. Especially considering some folks would rather wait and see if they can form a lasting relationship (a.k.a. marriage) before having sex.
Domonator 16
Trancedental, your are SO refreshing.
Domonator 16
Transcedental...but my typing was not :(
transcedental 18
thank you both ^^
t1nus 0
agreed!
stacestaceoox 0
agree with 9 lmao
sweatnut 0
did you **** en?
pockas 0
ahhhhhaa