sad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
David H.
🌶️ Spicy
Check 'em
Today, I saw my first boobs ever, at 18, volunteering at a retirement home. FML
Imretarded
United States
Today, I saw my mom naked as she came out of the shower. I realized that's the first time I've ever seen a naked woman. I'm a 24 year old guy. FML
Anonymous
Sherwood Park, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Let down
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML
gross
Melbourne, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML
UHM
United States
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my mom. The first thing my mom did was look at her breasts and mention that no matter what happens, hers were the first that I suckled on. FML
Rosies
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
oboy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Marteeny
Today, my mom said my boobs are finally getting bigger and that I've finally hit puberty. I'll be celebrating my 31st birthday next week. FML
Need eye bleach
United States
Put it away!
Today, a woman had a wardrobe malfunction right in front of me. As if that's not awkward enough, that woman was my own mother. FML
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kyonichii 4
I am sincerely sorry about this. My mother enjoys walking around the house without pants on. D;
rawr_iliketacos 0
awwwh that's horrible, your poor virgin eyes! that's what porns for.
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Montacita 0
Must be Austin.
hqwoody327 0
Today, my 27 year old, sorry arse, live-at-home, virgin son walked in on me and saw my *******. Lucky for him, I'd just put my blue waffle away. FML
jeskadrea 0
what's a blue waffle?
fatalities 0
WTF? fail.
J0yce 0
Where the hell have you been living in?
furb82 0
lmbooooooo that's pathetic
yoogurtisgood 0
oh so that's what they look like?! haha how could those possibly be the first pair you saw?
brandothemando 0
hahahahahahahahahwhwhwhwgwgaaga
chandlerthedog 0
You should start to breast feed again... then work your way downnnnnn :)
astro2 0
alot of rude fu*ckwits in here, are you all american?? lol wtf 27virgin means loser? wtf not everyone is a **** or a man ***** at the age of 12 u know. Also with so many picky women out there not every can bag a hot girl you stupid c*nts. To the OP, man the Fark up, it probably wasnt the first time you saw them anways, i mean did u get bottled fed or sumthin? i say get drunk and suck those milk duds. MILFS are hot
chandlerthedog 0
121? are you a 40 year old virgin?