Today, my wife made me sleep on the couch because I ate the last Magnum Ice Cream bar. Last week, she bitched me out for singing too loud in the shower. I strongly regret leaving my ex-girlfriend of 5 years for this woman. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife kicked me out of my own bed to go and sleep on the sofa because the dog was whining, and would only stop if she was allowed to sleep on my side of the bed. My wife would rather sleep with the dog than me. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, I got home from work and was immediately greeted by my wife following me around, moaning and complaining endlessly. I got so fed up that I went into the fridge, cut some cheese, and gave it to her, saying, "Some cheese to go with the whine." She broke the plate over my head. It was worth it. FML
Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML
Today, my wife bitched me out 3 times in a row, for things that were not even my fault: for turning my Xbox on, even though I only nudged the button accidentally with my toe; opening a beer when it was actually a Pepsi for our son, and walking loudly when I "know she has a headache," which I didn’t. FML
Today, my wife lost her patience with her aunt but because she can't say anything to her, she takes it out on me. Then she also blames everything on me, in that I didn't do enough to make it stop. I went against my family and relatives to be with this woman, but I get treated as a dog. FML
Today, my girl and I got in a huge fight. Because I cuddled with her the wrong way. While I was asleep. FML
Today, at 5:30 a.m., my wife woke me to order milk for our business because she forgot to do so last night. She then chewed me out for doing it there and then, waking her up. I'm apparently useless, always complaining and in a bad mood about the most mundane things. What? FML
Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML
Today, I was listening to some music with my wife, and I mentioned that the song that was playing changed my mind about breaking up after an argument from years ago. For some reason, she got insanely pissed, threw a suitcase at me, and told me to pack and go. FML
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Yummi_913 18
Time to do something about it i.e. counseling or divorce. No point living your whooooole life so unhappy. It could be so much more.
Chazzster 32
The bed belongs equally to you and wife. If she doesn’t want to sleep with you, let her sleep on the couch. When you let her boss you around like this over something so petty it’s just a power play on her part to show you who is boss. Once you accept this she will do it over and over to show you who’s in charge. If you are unhappy in your marriage you have two reasonable options - You can either try to “fix” the relationship if both of you are willing, or you can divorce. Everything else leads eventually to one of those two. Try talking things out with wife and explain how unfair it is to be treated this way and how it makes you feel. If wife is willing to work on mending the relationship then seek counseling. If the two of you are not willing to make changes then divorce is the answer. In most of the USA a first consultation with a divorce attorney is free and does not obligate you for their services. You can find out from an attorney in your state what the likely property split would be and if there are likely to be support payments of what amount and for how long. Do this on your own and secretly so you know both sides of whatever decision you make. If you should decide to get a divorce, I recommend using a mediator instead of dueling attorneys in court. It’s much cheaper and although more unpleasant at times as the two of you have to come to an agreement, I think the ultimate result is better. Two other pieces of advice: (1) Never under any circumstances use violence or the threat of violence regardless of your gender or whatever is said or done. That can put you in jail and/or make you legally “at fault” in the divorce. (2) Do not have children if you or your spouse are unhappy with the relationship. Children can be many things good and bad, but they are also an 18-21 year financial and moral obligation you cannot escape under any circumstances.
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Comments (10)
alex_jaguara 33
You are dumb enough just because you got married at all.
bleachedraven 14
true
bleachedraven 14
Some people are never happy and enjoy sharing their misery with those living with them. you shouldn't have married.
TeeZee67 7
I strongly feel your pain man. I'm basically in the same boat cause i did the same thing smfh fml
Yummi_913 18
Time to do something about it i.e. counseling or divorce. No point living your whooooole life so unhappy. It could be so much more.
diraven 15
So let her eat all the ice cream then she'll dump you because she's jealous you're still skinny
Chazzster 32
The bed belongs equally to you and wife. If she doesn’t want to sleep with you, let her sleep on the couch. When you let her boss you around like this over something so petty it’s just a power play on her part to show you who is boss. Once you accept this she will do it over and over to show you who’s in charge. If you are unhappy in your marriage you have two reasonable options - You can either try to “fix” the relationship if both of you are willing, or you can divorce. Everything else leads eventually to one of those two. Try talking things out with wife and explain how unfair it is to be treated this way and how it makes you feel. If wife is willing to work on mending the relationship then seek counseling. If the two of you are not willing to make changes then divorce is the answer. In most of the USA a first consultation with a divorce attorney is free and does not obligate you for their services. You can find out from an attorney in your state what the likely property split would be and if there are likely to be support payments of what amount and for how long. Do this on your own and secretly so you know both sides of whatever decision you make. If you should decide to get a divorce, I recommend using a mediator instead of dueling attorneys in court. It’s much cheaper and although more unpleasant at times as the two of you have to come to an agreement, I think the ultimate result is better. Two other pieces of advice: (1) Never under any circumstances use violence or the threat of violence regardless of your gender or whatever is said or done. That can put you in jail and/or make you legally “at fault” in the divorce. (2) Do not have children if you or your spouse are unhappy with the relationship. Children can be many things good and bad, but they are also an 18-21 year financial and moral obligation you cannot escape under any circumstances.
Hangryko 32
@Chazzter - Let me guess: Single, right?
Sweetie 5
why are you putting up with the bad behavior? it's called mutual respect
mskeptik 12
She doesn't love you anymore. Being annoyed with little things is the best indicator. I know what I'm talking about - in September my wife bitched me out for sitting too straight in the car, and in December we divorced.
Chazzster 32
Actually I think you are probably right, the marriage is probably not salvageable. I feel morally obligated to say that husband should at least try to talk it out with wife before pulling the trigger on the divorce. If it seems that the two of you cannot or will not be able to reach a workable relationship, then divorce is the answer.
VnD 12
I know someone who is being controlled by his wife, she always bitches to him about everything, every single little thing, he is being manipulated and controlled and the saddest part is, he lets her do that, he told me the house they live in isn't his, his MIL gave them money to buy the house and if he doesn't do according to what the wife wants, she may kick him out, but she is unemployed and has two kids that go to school so she can't kick him out, who will give her money if she does do that, he's a nice guy, I wonder why nice people have to go through this shit.