Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry
Alikia96 20
Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.
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Comments (75)
caseylou 12
To be fair, it might not be about you, but he was fantasizing that they were someone else's panties... if that makes it a little better?
hailhydra 6
damn its not OP's panties holy shit relax
ThatduckingSucks 11
But seriously. What the hell? Was his door open? Did you barge in? I'm sorry you had to see that :P Hope you can erase that soon.
esamolwan 18
you should've knocked before you came in
ajs1987 15
^^ what this guy said
hailhydra 6
everyone keeps saying at least it's not op's panties ctfu its ****** up how most would immediately assume it was. very weird actually lol
Zaketh2112 10
Who else's could they be? Mom's?
hailhydra 6
some girl he's trying to stick it to of course
pedinhuh 23
Why not?
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
You should have taken a picture and tried to bribe him, I'm disappointed
LeavenSilva 27
As long as they weren't your panties, that'd be even weirder
Krwman 8
Is this a one-room dwelling?? Or are all doors of their hinges?? This may be what I envision when hearing the term "open house" in the future.
dannnngthatsux 19
Ok, admittedly, this is majorly gross. But note ladies, because our noses aren't as sensitive as yours, and our boundaries are different, the smell of a female is much more interesting than you can imagine. Is it 'ok'? I don't know, but if your guy goes down on you happily, he's doing pretty much the same thing.
Matheo_fml 21
I'd start with alcohol then would move to lighter later on to harder drugs to forget this "incident". If everything else fails use a hammer... Or cut his dick off...