Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry
Alikia96 20
Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.
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Comments (75)
ouijacorn 9
Egad! I hope they weren't yours, at least!
sega0907 7
Why don't people just do that kinda stuff in the bathroom? Ain't no one gonna come in there, especially not without knocking!
Ang3lofd3ath167 18
Maybe because people shouldn't just walk right into your room, there's something called knocking and privacy
little_one 20
And lock the door, if you have one install one or put a massive boombox in front of the door so it slows them down and you won't be caught doing that.
Drosophila82 18
You just can't undo that damage... I suggest therapy starting next Tuesday.
kfchicken 31
also get ____ to do ____ on you
calza13 14
Time for the eye bleach OP
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Never try to figure out whose panties they were. You really don't want to know.
rockydify 22
You're not mentally scarred. It's just a penis. It's just masturbation.
caseylou 12
And it's just her underwear. that's the scarring part.
mightycocoman 12
OP never said it was hers.
saffy66 34
Hope you don't borrow your sister's panties though...
flare0 5
It depends on how it happened. Did you walk in on him in his own room? Then its your fault for not knocking. If it was any other place... yeah that sucks.
sousaphonist 14
Could be worse... they could've been YOUR panties