Love, Work and Crush: Never crush on company time

Never crush on company time

By Anonymous - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I sent a heartfelt text to my crush confessing my feelings. I was over the moon when I saw they were typing a response. Turns out they were just asking if I could cover their shift at work. Rejected and now on the night shift. FML

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ic2drops 10

Sunday 25 February 2024 17:48

Why'd you accept it? Also maybe try somebody else?

Gubbon 17

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How do you know it's a he?

Comments

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 25 February 2024 17:06

C'est la vie.

ic2drops 10

Sunday 25 February 2024 17:48

Why'd you accept it? Also maybe try somebody else?

hopejm 5

Monday 26 February 2024 12:55

why would you cover his shift after he rejected you? is not gonna make him like you all of a sudden. also the more you let him, the more he'll use you cuz he knows you like him. DON'T do it!