Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry
Alikia96 20
Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.
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Comments (75)
Llama_Face89 34
Probably should have knocked.. As a man I can testify we could have our dicks out at any given moment.
Tr1cky_D1CK 6
I would say knock next time lol
onlychildFTW 34
Why would your brother wear panties?!?!
tosdyke 16
Sounds like he had a handle on things.
Samari45 4
Don't know if #43 meant his brother wears panties but some guys like myself like to wear them
skyrim_fanatic 17
and that's why you should know before you enter a room. YDI op
mbuck87 19
At least they weren't yours? Haha sorry OP but that's the only positive I've got for ya
epicsprinkles 3
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE IVE BEEN ON THE OPPOSITE SIDE OF THIS SITUATION
ThatduckingSucks 11
.... I don't want to know.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Good luck to you.
Xivion 19
The go into the matrix to insure all memories have been deleted. Then learn kung foo! (as long as ur free trial didn't run out...)