Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry
Alikia96 20
Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.
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Comments (75)
MrZsDad 19
Blackmail, is truly a victimless crime....among siblings.
Lars93 18
was it your panties
Cammi0 18
I know how you feel. Same happened to me when my brother accidentally sent me a video of him cumming.
Echoa21 18
Dear god how does something like that happen
Badkarma4u 17
Meh you saw your brothers penis. Say excuse me for walking in next time knock and move on with life. Guys getting caught jerking off has been happening since the beginning of time. Scarring nah, embarrsing at best.
sally_jangl 13
ew
whatsittoyabuddy 8
That is absolutely terrible. hopefully he doesn't get on this site and read this.
jdude8897 4
At least the panties weren't yours
jpapritz 11
Well, at least you know he's straight.
DevilWearsDaDa 2
Remember, liking ****** doesn't necessarily mean he isn't a fan of the penis too. Not that his preferences should matter in the slightest.
MyPod209 13
I wonder if anybody that read this FML is like oh my gosh! I did that the other day! Oh No I still live with my sister. O.o
veryunhappygirl 7
Times like these make me every grateful I don't have a brother