Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
Today, my car horn got some sort of short and started beeping every 20 seconds or so. On the way to get it fixed, I got stuck in bumper to bumper traffic. Behind a cop car. FML
Today, while at work, I was driving a manual car for the third time ever. I managed to stall it and jolt forward, bumping the horn at the same time in front of a group of people. FML
Today, some jackass decided that using the back of my car to slow down was easier than using his brakes. FML
Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML
Today, I test-drove a customer’s car to investigate a strange noise. I heard the exact clunk she'd described. It was actually a wrench I’d left under the hood sliding around and hitting things. I had to return and sheepishly explain that the problem was entirely my fault. FML
Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML
Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
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californiapoppy 11
Just stop in their driveway at 3am for a nice wake up call and thank you
apaul982 14
At least it gives other cars fair warning before you ram in to them.
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Comments (97)
MnM0609 22
I've seen so many YouTube videos of this. It's funny for others, sucks when you look like a jackass for honking tho.
lexiieeex3 32
That's actually extremely dangerous and can scare both OP and other drivers. What thoughtless coworkers, wow.
Ang3lofd3ath167 18
Everything is extremely dangerous, you can get hurt or die doing pretty much anything, so who the hell cares if it's dangerous, don't be a little bitch
PharmacyJoe 13
Yes 52, because everything in life is equally dangerous. Which is why the number of deaths related to watching TV (per 100 people who watch TV) is about equal to the number of deaths of people who drag race while intoxicated (per 100 people who do so).
Leprekhaun 14
#64, 52 wasnt saying the death rate is equal but hes not wrong about everything being potentially being dangerous. I do disagree with his use of language.
ChristianH39 30
Everything is potentially dangerous, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't use a little common sense where it's easy to avoid.
ShannonBitt 29
I don't understand how they go on with driving like that. Don't they press the brakes when they put the car in gear? Unless I really needed to get somewhere, I'd avoid driving it until it's un-"fixed"
lexiieeex3 32
52- Do what you want with your life but you don't have the right to jeopardize other people's lives like OP's coworkers did. That's #1 ****** up and #2 illegal
BenjiX_fml 13
33, Thats why you wire it into the parking lights instead :]
zman92 13
Its especially dangerous if you run across someone with a bad temper and they try to kick your ass. People are crazy these days
sherk0gre 14
Ouch. Begin plotting your revenge now!
prostar9993 15
Yeah op saw the same YouTube video and made up a story about it obviously
apaul982 14
At least it gives other cars fair warning before you ram in to them.
MegasaurusRex89 28
But it's no fun ramming into people if they know you're coming! Where's the sport in that? ;)
OGCxILLUSION 14
sounds like somebody trying to justify rape
californiapoppy 11
Just stop in their driveway at 3am for a nice wake up call and thank you
missambitious 21
Wasn't there another recent FML about this?
epilepticloh 20
Reminds me of top gear!!!
AnOriginalName 19
Maybe because they pulled such a stunt during one trip? Those wankers never invite me to anything.
Spoderman170 8
The stig!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tranced_ 45
That's actually a great idea. .well except when you're parking!
Exaspera 55
Put the brakes on in front of your co-worker's house for about an hour.
flufee2 27
at least its fixed now!!!!