Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
I don't even know what to say other than I hope they weren't your panties and I'm so sorry
Alikia96 20
Damn. Must have been a hard situation to forget.
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Comments (75)
shawnsmuffins 15
Wow, that's... I'm so sorry OP what has been seen can never be unseen
daken96 21
Time for a brain bleaching! Machine wash hot, but not heavy. Trying to get rid of that image.
AddictGamer 16
And get a Jedi to do a Jedi mind trick and say 'these are not the penises you are looking for'.
italyball 12
Look on the bright side- you'll probably feel much better after just 3 rounds of therapy.
demonte_jones 19
I guess it's the HARD knock life for you
sega0907 7
I see what you did there :P
chikinscratch00 8
lol
LevyLove 17
That is so traumatic!! I would probably avoid my brother for the next year or so. One time when I was young I walked into my parents room and my dad was naked and changing and that was the first penis I ever saw....so I can relate on the utter despair you're probably feeling. I remember sitting in my room just shocked, embarassed and disgusted for hours. And I learned to also always knock after that too.
doodlecloud 27
If it wasn't erect and he was just changing normally, that's hardly that life shattering. Families often take baths, go to the bathroom, get changed, etc. together when children are young. I suppose it gets more embarrassing as you get older but it's still just a normal human body part. If you actually sat in your room feeling disgusted for hours then you must have been pretty damn sheltered and I'd say your attitude is more the problem than what actually happened.
dDailydDosage 8
Don't know why this comment got down voted. If she was traumatized from seeing her dad's penis, that's pretty understandable. Why would that make you think she was sheltered? I'd say that's a normal upbringing.
sammiixoxo 12
I'm sorry OP, I guess you have to use brain bleach asap.
worldclassrager 41
If the door is closed knock or just wait...but there is not enough information on this to reveal it is true but that's my suggestion
potionowl 25
The find a wizard to perform the obliviate charm on your memory.