Today, it's the seventh day after my nose job. I was taking something out of a box and pulled too hard. I punched myself in the nose. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, there was something itching me in my bed, it was the tag to my pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard and slipped and punched myself right in the face. I broke my nose. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, due to my short temper, I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a really stubborn pimple. By the time I felt the cartilage rip, it was too late. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, marks the seventh day of having my nose pierced. I'd done everything I was supposed to do, even sleeping with a band-aid over it. This morning, I woke up to my piercing being ripped out by my pillow, and the band-aid nowhere in sight. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, I got a nosebleed. For 7 hours. I ended up in the ER. FML
Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
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SouthernBelle77 3
I just got a nose job too, I feel your pain!
BigSissy 14
So sorry, sounds like something I would do.
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Comments (3)
SouthernBelle77 3
I just got a nose job too, I feel your pain!
BigSissy 14
So sorry, sounds like something I would do.
Cole Manson 10
I work at UPS loading trailers. A handful of times my hand slipped off of a package as I was lifting it and hit myself in the face. Sometimes it's annoying, other times I laugh at myself.
fayevalentine427 3
that must be hurt