Today, I was in English class when I had to use the bathroom. As I was signing out, the teacher said, "Don't forget the hall pass!" It was a plunger. I had to walk across the school with a plunger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came back from school camp and really had to go to the toilet. I ran to the nearest one, which was by the principal's office. After I finished, I tried to flush the button. Turns out the water was turned off so it wouldn't flush. I bolted. The principal is now stuck with my unwanted present. FML
Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by, "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. Then we continued to chat. FML
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
Today, in class, I reached into my bag to pull out a tampon, which I hid under my sleeve so I could make a quick escape to the restroom. My teacher yelled at me, because she thought I'd taken out my phone. I then had to prove myself by showing the tampon to the whole class. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, our school got portable classrooms for the construction on our school. I had to take a dump really bad, and had to use the built in bathroom. As I was in there I heard laughing. Turns out, every sound you make is an entire broadcast to the class. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, I walked a good 5 minutes across campus, through a few large hallways and up some stairs, with about foot of toilet paper hanging out of my pants before somebody pointed it out to me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom on the way to class. After washing my hands, I couldn't figure out how to turn off the water. I finally resorted to asking a professor for help. She turned it off, looked me in the eyes and said, "Please don't tell me you're here on a scholarship." FML
Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML
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dchswr85 6
That's hilarious!
BearBear1213 0
Oh sucks for you!
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Comments (242)
Mr_Chow 5
This made it as a fml? Stop whining.
my_user_name 7
Completely agree with #1. That is not worth complaining about!
DomoGenesis 3
Oh we have to insert said ***** into your teacher's preferred orifice at my school.
BearBear1213 0
Oh sucks for you!
tatababe 1
Damn I want to go there
LiveLaughFML 10
walking around school carrying plungers is what all the coolkids are doing. 8D
Joshoa123 16
It was an old toilet seat in one of my classes...
bballsoccerrocks 7
Mine used to be a toilet seat
Finn_the_human 5
It might be handy while your in there.
zbajis 7
Guess she was tired of losing passes.
nellienicole 1
Haha the teachers probably thinking, if a students gonna miss part of my class for the bathroom, let's embarrass them and make them carry a plunger...
cheapluxury 4
Budget cuts these days...
stevienik 6
Stop whining. My auto shops pass is a huge painted rim.
iluvhobos 5
YDI for caring about carrying a plunger around the school. Also, I'm sure other people have had or currently have the same teacher with that hall pass, so if someone saw you, they might know. It's no big deal, it's just school, and it's just a plunger. Really.
krazy_glu3 0
Run it under the sink, hand it to her wet, and say 'glad I had this plunger, it came in handy'. Calmy walk back to your seat.
Jammy01jams 2
YDI for not bein awesome. I would walk around loud and proud as plunger man on my way to the bathroom exclaiming that I will fight all types of shitty crime with my plunger of death!
J0gby 0
my teacher made us do the same thing except it was a toilet seat. no joke.
thrAsHeRr9081 16
In my AP history class, it was a giant rock. Lol
iluvneon 0
They do the same thing at my school I had to carry around A road sign
sara122010 4
To # 30 Omg! So gross and I thought mine was bad...ew lol
maxxacre 5
Mr. Fagan!
southwind 0
Mine was a toilet seat in science.
EvilCupcake8361 9
at my school you gotta use a plastic foot as a bathroom pass
ggdawg24 0
Mine was a flava-flav chain. Haha jk that would be tight though
YourEvilHero 12
honestly one of my teachers a couple years ago had a brick as a hall pass.
YourEvilHero 12
honestly one of my teachers a couple years ago had a brick as a hall pass.
No_LoveMM 3
in my weight training class it is a 35 lb weight lmao
Zambaku 9
My history teacher has a stinky pair of boots tied to a roll of soggy, bloody, toilet paper...I feel your pain
bubble25_fml 5
Our teacher had a football helmet for a hallpass -.- he made us wear it too...
SpicyDuck 22
Mine were boring. For one of my classes we had to wear my teachers old fake Metals. He called them necklaces. In this case though, I would have held it in.
LolMoqz 10
Lol. The hall pass for my religion class last year was a life-size minion from Despicable Me.
WOLFEYES72 2
It's probably to get the students to go before class to save themselves the embarrassment of having to carry that through the hallway, even so have fun with it, the teacher only wins if it bothers you.
emilyraenewman 13
I feel bad for you. All we have to carry at our school for a hall pass is a broom, empty jug or if the teachers a jerk they make you carry around an old computer screen that doesn't work...
heyitskenziee 3
We have to take an elbow pipe with us..
AshBop 5
My sophomore biology teacher hand-crafted a huge wooden box, complete with a mailbox lid on the front, a handle on the top, chicken wire on the sides and wheels on the bottom. Your options are carry it and get your clothes scratched by the chicken wire, or roll it down the linoleum hall. The hall echoes. You can hear someone rolling that damn thing down the hall all the way from the office on the other side of the school.
kaylynheartsyou 10
My friend's science teacher's hall pas is a used toilet seat.
blue_mist 7
Hey at least youre not in my science class where if we have to go to the bathroom we have to carry a clear toilet seat with rubber ducks painted onto it across the school!
SeaMen 3
Ohhhh noooo god forbid u have to walk to the school bathroom holding a plunger
apv0222 0
I bet this was the janitors idea so you guys would stop clogging the toilets.
vivienmoore 0
awesome!!!
kewlstoribro 6
Honestly, a toilet seat pass isn't all THAT bad. Imagine this: If the stalls are taken and you really need to take a shit, you could place the toilet seat down onto the sink and take a shit into it. And as for toilet paper, just use those brown sheets from the dispenser next to the sink to wipe your ass with. :D
Daralea 21
lol, that actually sounds hilarious. Swing that plunger around and whistle while you strut down the hall.
minzzy 8
my health teacher does the same thing. not that bad o-o
lexie719 4
One of my old teachers made us carry around a bike tire..
dchswr85 6
That's hilarious!
Fruit_Dealer 9
I would have taken my iPod out, put on the starwars app, and slice anyone with my lightplunger.
LuHGiiiT 11
Since when are iPods allowed in school? Just wondering..
sirhobothesecond 3
hmm well since phones and such are allowed, I would imagine that it hasn't been too long since iPods have been allowed in school.
CryMoreFMLs 15
My teacher does this too :/
madskittlesftw 5
21- they call it "byot" bring your own technology. But half the time teachers don't give a shit what you do as long as you're paying attention. It just recently started.. In Texas anyways.
CryMoreFMLs 15
BYOD... Bring your own device
DelilahPhan 6
Most teachers at my school can't care least if we pay attention or not.
missmurderx 8
lucky bitches. we have to have ours turned off and put away. first offense, taken away and warning. second, in school suspension. third, out of school suspension for three days. awesome, right?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
39 were you trying to act smart? hope not...
LuHGiiiT 11
It seems I was mistaken.. Missmurderx and I live on the only part of the planet where school sucks Hahah =D
cassiewatsits2 5
I totally agree
ariannaimelda 7
That's nothing, my teacher had us carry his old dreadlocks for a hall pass. *sigh* Those were the days...
IAm1AwesomeChick 7
122, when I was in high school we weren't allowed to have cell phones or iPods either. We would get in trouble if they caught us on them. We weren't even allowed to use them during lunch
mjninety 9
Since when do kids follow all the rules?
Pandaloverr 0
My schools hall pass is a orange board that about seven inches , that says "hall pass" on the back . It's so embarrassing .
Riya2595 15
What is a hall pass?
LuHGiiiT 11
A pass you use.. To walk through the hall..
Nitial 6
No... it's when your wife gives you a week to do whatever/whoever the hell you want.
klsydggn 16
...you're an idiot.
Chigagigaroo 0
Fail, man. Fail.
Riya2595 15
Sorry but we don't have hall passes in the uk
poopybutt12345 0
In the US, we use big black ****** as hall passes. Does anyone else do that?
rubberducky5609 3
Daa'feck?
carlosm21 6
Is that suppose to be a joke?
carlosm21 6
You may not have em in the uk but it still pretty self - explanatory
Sushimomo 0
One of my teacher's hall passes in a mannequin head. Imagine that sitting with you while your on the toilet.
Mythicleb 0
Your a bitch
Porcupine011 0
He can't do anything about it.
25shark 5
Whatever works i guess...
Skelanimal15 0
How is that an FML?
california283 6
My teacher made us take a whole toilet seat to the bathroom as our hall pass .... Eff MY life.
olpally 33
We all had to use a hall pass to go to the bathroom at some point while we were in school... Quit whining op...
Thebroskii 11
It was a plunger...did u not get that part?
olpally 33
Yeah.. So what?? No big deal... Everyone else has to use it that are in that class as well... Not just op..
holagranola 15
you never know, it might come in handy..
NotAPedo 0
Some people, like me, like to consider it as a pimp cane to point out them dirty hoes
kai_ngo 0
I see what she did there.
Meemin 5
What kind of school is this? I mean really!
enonymous 9
She forgot to give you the gloves, brush and bucket. Make a mess clean a mess.