Username
United States
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
ApparentlyaPotato
Coeur D Alene, United States
Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
maryfaithh
United States
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
missgayle319
United States
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Adulting is tough
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
TheLostCauseFML
Quitman, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
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Doortje 30
Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.
Miss_Michaela 10
You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..
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Comments (105)
What_Willis_is_t 1
Potatoes, really?? I thought they were made from cabbage...
ifiFaLL 1
LOOLOOLOLOLOOOL I GOT MY GF PREGNANT
jissette 0
such an IDIOT! ydi
ars29 7
what did you think they were made out of?
sourgirl101 29
Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!
sourgirl101 29
Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!
sourgirl101 29
Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!
sourgirl101 29
Hey, I just found out how they make "Pringles" all the same shape and size! (: "Unwrapped" on the Food Network!
MAXCAT1220 0
dumb ass
momianajones 0
you must be incredibly dense. and why would you admit to being that stupid?