Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
Adulting is tough
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.
Miss_Michaela 10
You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..
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Comments (105)
klong91 7
Not the brightest one are you?
janteddy 0
26 wasted years!
chosenen 6
You suck :P
revanche 2
how did this pass?!?!?!
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
on the fact that the op is THAT stupid...they were so blown away when they were modifying it they got confused and let it go instead of saying no. on the bright side we have had entertainment.
ScuseMePrincess 2
OP, I forbid you to eat any more potato chips, because nature didn't intend for a creature to devour something more intelligent than itself.
starwind3438 9
Hey Darwin, I think we have a winner here.
catatonicsleep 17
not until they do something that kills them
mea_iloveskiing 26
You probably don't know what orange juice is made from. But you'll figure it out by the time you are 52 :)
starwind3438 9
Isn't orange juice made from mangoes?
jvillan87 5
Nope...rehydrated hobo spit.
misfitmarta13 0
it's okay, you're American. Americans are dumb.
starwind3438 9
Says the Canadian trying to look hot in the picture.
Bobissmall 13
Says the rest of the world I'm afraid. Still, it's OK, we understand you have to start insulting someones looks because you cannot engage in intelligent conversation. You don't even have a profile picture so you really cannot comment.
starwind3438 9
Here in America 64, we have good dental unlike where you are from.
condom101 0
ur an ugly peice of shit u *****
jvillan87 5
Canada is America Jr...don't you forget it.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
nice one. if we are so stupid why are you the one posting an insult about another country instead of making a comment about the post itself? you have made yourself look stupid by doing so. it's not hard to make a comment on the post. even us "stupid americans" did it!
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
excuse me I typed that wrong. I meant "dumb americans"
RawrScreamedTheC 6
I'm afraid I'd have to disagree with you. There are dumb people all over the world you're just to ignorant to notice that.
misfitmarta13 0
I'm sorry to say but the majority of the dumb people are in America. You guys elected Bush two times in a row goddamn. But it's okay though, because you dumb folks got guns, which must make up for our intellect in Canada. and I'm not trying go be sexy in my picture, but thanks!
belle2113 0
I agree with 114. Why do people hate on other countries? Because they lack pride in their own country so have to make rude comments about other places to make themselves feel better about where they live.
NoraT_fml 6
don't hate because your not as cute as most fat Americans. it's ok we "dumb Americans" understand
darkmis1 18
Actually, 135, the electoral college elected Bush. The popular vote, had it had anything to really do with it, would've put Gore in office. Also there are very smart people in America, but they are having trouble because of cuts in education funds, which makes it harder to further their learning.
darkmis1 18
Also, not all of us are gun crazy. Most people use them for self protection or not at all, and by being so stereotypical, you're just making yourself look dumb. Wake up call: there are stupid people all over the world. Even in Canada.
starwind3438 9
135 And you are a stereotypical **** who thinks you are better than the rest of us. grow the **** up. 114 is right. there are dumb people all over the world. we do have intelligent people here like Stephen Hawking Thomas Jefferson and Albert Einstein.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Starwind - Good job on stereotyping Britain. They don't all have shitty teeth, and I'm sure their dental practices are about at par with the rest of us. Also, intelligent people would know how to use a comma if they're old enough to be on this site. So, what's your excuse? I agree, there are stupid people all over the world (including Canada). However, all I see is you throwing insults at everyone who talks to you on here, which isn't helping your case. Yes, I realize you're going to target me next.
RinnieRiot 9
13-Lol, it was sarcasm. I thought I made it pretty obvious. I guess not.
ChuckNorris141 0
don't worry y'all she is from California so she probably doesn't know much at all
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
it doesn't say whether the op is male or female, or not that I've noticed... not trying to be a bitch or anything. although this is something that a female would think... im a female saying that