Username
United States
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
ApparentlyaPotato
Coeur D Alene, United States
Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
maryfaithh
United States
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
missgayle319
United States
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Adulting is tough
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
TheLostCauseFML
Quitman, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
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Doortje 30
Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.
Miss_Michaela 10
You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..
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Comments (105)
awardZu 0
I just wanted to let you know that I hate you OP. I hope you die a horrible death that causes you incredible pain and suffering before you finally expire. Your ignorance crosses the line to stupidity, and for that, you are worth less than the shit I stepped in yesterday. *potato chips* ******* moron
5t3ff1k4h 47
Wow. You must be somewhere around 13 years old... how do you even feel good writing that? I'm annoyed with OP's stupidity too.. but that just crosses the line. You're a ****.
bobtheredneck1 0
WOW you're a ****** dumb ass
Erindub 0
Holy cow!
EnvyMe33 26
This is something you should have kept to yourself
aaa143143 15
You’re dumb AF