Today, I made a video for a school tour of my apartment in German. The walls in my apartment are thin, so you could hear my sister having phone sex in her room in the background. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out just how thin the walls at my new student flat are. They are so thin in fact, that I can hear the creepy guy next door say my full name over and over again very slowly whilst masturbating rigorously. FML
Today, I learned that my apartment's walls are thin enough for my neighbors to hear my vibrator. I've lived in this apartment for three years. I've been single and horny for all of them. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Today, I was having sex with a girl. She was really into it and not holding back on the noise...That is, until I received a text message from my little sister next door reading "If she is making that much noise, she is probably faking it...Trust me, I know." FML
Today, at 1 a.m., I had my headphones on trying to watch porn. I live in an apartment with thin ass walls anyway, and I didn’t realize my headphone jack had come undone. The volume was terrible on the video so I raised it louder, not realizing it until like maybe halfway through the video, and my window was also open. FML
Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
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XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0
Ouch that sucks. But couldn't you mute the sound or edit it out?
afdude87 6
haha. hopefully the teacher thought it was hot and gave you an A.
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XxNinjaDaytonaxX 0
Ouch that sucks. But couldn't you mute the sound or edit it out?
Nimmrodel 11
Or wait till she finished and record it then.
ImaWiseGuy 5
she should thank her sister, now she's gonna have the best video in the mix, hands down....
sterlingarcher 1
oh boy that's awkward..
violetdabomb 0
D: Das ist nicht gut...
aquariusangel420 0
EWW FYL BLAST MUSIC IT HELPS
nutsackmuscle 0
or you could knock on the door and ask her if she insist on being a perv then do it in German.
freelove_fml 2
What's "perv" about having phone sex?
TroII 0
I can haz video?
afdude87 6
haha. hopefully the teacher thought it was hot and gave you an A.
020266t 5
win
mmmskittles 3
du hast, du hast mich
sourgirl101 29
"You got me" God, I love to google things! (:
six6six6six6 0
Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt.
Ukeee_X 19
Funny how i'm wearing my band-tee-turned-sleep-shirt as I read this. ;)
Jrefinne 7
If you truly loved Rammstein, you'd know it's spelled with two M's. And to the person who used google translate, gtfo.
Nikkel09 1
It's you hate me. Not you got me
RinnieRiot 9
PHONE sex... Wow.
DropDead77 11
who does that these days right!?
sterlingarcher 1
you'd be surprised ..
Wheredidgrungego 12
Actually it's hotter than you might think. Like it seems stupid, but I highly endorse it :D
SkoalThugz 0
phone sex is actually bomb, who wants to touch a ******? id much rather listen about whats being put in one
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
lmao @ SkoalThugz XD That made me laugh :P
mfmylifesrsly 30
me and my boyfriend had phone sex often because we lived in different states
staceysgenesis16 0
haha yeah phone sex ..
BelleElle_fml 5
One time while I was sitting in the common room of my brother's dorm, this guy walked in really pissed because he just found out that his girlfriend cheated on him with his friend. So he told everyone to gather round and then called his girlfriend (who didn't know he had found out) to have extremely raunchy phone sex with him. He muted the phone on his side and then turned on the speaker phone so the whole room could hear her. She was a very very dirty girl and got really into it. After that she was known on campus as 'Sarah Swallow' and had to transfer. I thought it was a lame name.
insanesna1l 0
hahah thats an awesome story. I don't like phone sex because the random people i call just dont seem to be as into it as me
adrianblackett 0
hahaha
Jerryeleni 0
well then you need to get yourself a girlfriend buddy. mine and i have incredible phone sex ;)
Taradactyl_2011 0
Well, try living in Texas and your fiancé living in Hawaii for the army. Yea, it sucks horribly. Phone sex is the only way we can do anything like that. And it's only lame if you make it that way, I don't. ;)
ChickenDoggiesWh 0
that was a great story haha
leader0011 5
73 that was awesome
mollyslips 13
no ones heard of sexting? its silent apart from the clicking of your keyboard and no one even knows when you're doing it:P
Accept 11
Just tell them it's the special efx.
ImaWiseGuy 5
and this everybody is my sex room.....but in German.......
sterlingarcher 1
lol ^^
Miss_Michaela 10
I bet you people will be asking for copies!
ajfraser 3
speaking of that send a copy over my way
EvilPotato 15
hahaha, epic, well she'll probably give you a "A" for creativity.
teresa96706 29
ewww.. wtf?
Tony12140 3
An "A"*
LiznessMonster 9
So I suppose it wasn't possible to film another day eh? Or you could've just told her before hand that you're going to film, so that she would realize that anything she says would be caught on tape...just saying, this could've been avoided.....
daywalker26 0
soooo glad you left out the part that you stayed in the room to listen.
aLaNx431O 0
Lmao ^^
RedPillSucks 33
She also didn't mention that she was on the other end of the phone sex conversation. Her sister thinks german accents are sexy.
jessex333 0
lol. it be like that sometimes . haha
ScrillaMOB 0
ha now you can blackmail her with that video
SovinaBaaaby 0
Your Cute lol(: