Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, for the first time in months, I got a call from a beautiful girl asking me what I was doing tonight. Then my battery died. FML
Today, my mum had no legitimate reason to have her daily yell at me, so she resorted to bitching me out for putting her phone on charge after it started beeping with a low battery warning. FML
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
Today, the power went out at work. As everyone left the building to go home, the owner came in to inform me that, since the phones were on a battery back up, I would be staying to man them. The phones rang 2 times in the 4 hours I sat in the dark by myself. Both times were telemarketers. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML
Today, I had a text message when I woke up. I was excited as I usually don't get texts from people. Turns out it was from T-Mobile. They text me more than actual people do. FML
Today, I was visiting my new in-laws for the first time. During an awkward silence, I took my phone and figured I'd send my friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood lightened up a little and I felt quite well until my mother-in-law's phone beeped. Yep. FML
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my_fml_account 2
If you need daily calls for personal validation, you have bigger issues. Seek help, ma'am. YDI
1bored 0
Yea this isnt an FML if u wanted to talk to someone u could've Called someone! The phone works both ways!
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Comments (132)
jeremymg91 0
This is pretty much the same as the one where the guy got excited because he thought he had a text. Neither of you have lives.
osht 0
25 ^^ zomg u have no friends......y....... i will gladly take their places...
purple_nugget 0
THAT IS NOT A FML. that should belong on MLIA(mylifeisaverage) and plus YDI for not having friendss.
pleasetryagain 0
Actually, this FML implies that this person is always on the phone talking to friends. Which just makes her a total loser who doesn't have anything else in life.
spirited_away33 0
nice observation 79. totally agree
gizmo_987 0
Who the hell cares??? OMG!!!! my phone lit up but it wasn't a phone call F**K MY LIFE!!!!!
marleytooyou 0
cough cough ur a loser with no life
SimpleSimon 0
if that's the most interesting thing you have to say, I'm not surprised nobody called you.
TheDukee 0
That's not a FML at all. People PLEASE do not let this kind of things pass... And if that's true, you really ARE a loser.
crazyjack 0
lol.... that sounde like i wrote it xD srsly it's the same with my phone, gets me every time
my_fml_account 2
If you need daily calls for personal validation, you have bigger issues. Seek help, ma'am. YDI
lendmeyourteeth 0
lmfao
666HailSatan666 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1bored 0
Yea this isnt an FML if u wanted to talk to someone u could've Called someone! The phone works both ways!
amayalives4music 1
YEAHHH
Bizzile 0
Same , i'll think the vibration from the low battery indicator is a text message , but unlike you i actually am texting people when this happens.
pizz0wn3d 0
this is the part where you realize that no one but you cares about your pretend problems.
PleaseSayTheBaby 0
GET FRIENDS BUDDY! OR END IT NOW.