Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tired Tater
Christchurch, New Zealand
Mush
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
jroberts
Greasy
Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
hantavirus
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
New filter
Today, I found out that the horrific smell coming from somewhere in my kitchen was a rotting dead mouse that somehow got stuck in my dishwasher. I have been eating off plates washed in dead mouse water for the past week. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML
MaggotMother
United States
Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Username
United States
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
Anonymous
Cardiff, United Kingdom
UFO
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
special-ingredient
Canada
I'm tired
Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Was it cooked and then rotted or rotten and then cooked? That's an important distinction.
chirstinap325 23
If you were able to smell it first why would you eat it?
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chirstinap325 23
If you were able to smell it first why would you eat it?
Laphog 17
Sex panther?
chirstinap325 23
Ya know, this is what my mind went to first, thought it'd be too much lol glad I'm not alone
cacheson 42
Was it cooked and then rotted or rotten and then cooked? That's an important distinction.
species4872 20
<p> If you smelt it then why did you taste it? You have a nose for a reason.</p>
species4872 20
<p> </p> <p> Note to FML staff. </p> <p> </p> <p>That popup when you make a comment is really anoying. Should have left well enough alone.</p>
species4872 20
<p> </p> <p> Note to FML staff. </p> <p> </p> <p>That popup when you make a comment is really anoying. Should have left well enough alone.</p>
sasquatchius 3
<p>How do you even do that? How do you not realize it's rotten before you eat it, and how does whoever made it not realize it was rotten while cooking? YDI</p>
montcc 2
<p>A new way to cook XD</p>
Ryan Ward 3
<p><em></em>What's rotten is your sense of smell when you pulled it out and didnt realize right then and there it was bad. <img src="../lib/tinymce/plugins/emoticons/img/smiley-undecided.gif" alt="undecided" /></p>