brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Tired Tater
Christchurch, New Zealand
Mush
Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML
Anonymous
Springfield, United States
Slapstick never gets old
Today, I slipped on a banana and hit my head. I woke up in the ER and thought it was a dream. Turns out it wasn't. FML
Knottywoman
Today, I dreamt my fiancé was rolling frozen potatoes onto my bed to wake me up. In reality I woke up screaming to intense cramps in my legs which almost reduced me to tears. I could barely walk for two hours. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
Arielle
Australia
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
picklebug
Minneapolis, United States
Funny, thanks
Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML
WildShortstop13
Rapid City, United States
Today, I fell asleep curling my bangs. I now look like Mrs. Potato head. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
The ball game
Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ironic
Today, on my way out to get salt for the driveway, I fell and split my head. I'm now sitting in the ER waiting room. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
Top comments
24788 7
Potatoes are full of win.
mrsd9494 7
who throws potatoes?!?!???!
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Comments (149)
lizzie232 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It depends who threw the potato! My first first!!
ryguy997 0
potato cannons gone wrong?
Randen_fml 0
that's how you tell if the potatoe is a good one.
QuantumLegend 0
lol how does a potato just spuddenly hit you in the head?
Zedric69 3
#118 i will laugh with you about your cheesy potato joke =]
rockindyl22 0
Doesn't sound real. I mean, who gets beaten up by a potato anymore?
spaerro 8
Was it GLaDOS?
VRod17 8
Lmao I laugh every time I read this Fml :)
JoshTheMaggot 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
wow that sucks and is hilarious I think I'm first finally
ilovefatcats 12
LOLZ that made me almost piss myself
I_lost_the_game 25
NOPE
24788 7
Potatoes are full of win.
omgcookeys 15
potatoes are awesome
minisquid 9
Someone needs to invent a potato cannon target that makes fries when you hit it. Also, potatoes are badass.
scheme 0
lol. just lol
JoshTheMaggot 8
damn guys sorry I was second my mistake and we should get some more details. FYL for sur but the potatoe wins this round. I mean imagine the potatoes FML, "Today, I got it by a mans head i am now a mashed potatoe. FML" lol
crzyry 6
@Josh: Something tells me you're related to Dan Quail...haha
ScaryyMary 14
You sir, are no Jack Kennedy. And it's "Dan Quayle", not "Quail". If you're going to insult someone, do it right.
crzyry 6
Yes ma'am.lol
Yuppie 7
Well said, ScaryyMary! I agree!
Fml_blonde 0
Oh wow, I am not surprised this happening in Missouri. I'm from there lol.
CallMeHush 1
A tragic potato cannon accident perhaps?
lordmoe 0
Thats what I was thinking, and if thats the case the OP is lucky it just knocked him/her out.
CallMeHush 1
They are fun though.
LOL97_fml 0
so true
R3kli3 10
haha
doobieboy 0
sounds like bs
CHEESYBIGMAC 0
HAHAHA FYL indeed...this one made me laugh, sucks though...