Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm so broke that I got buyer's remorse after buying a $2 bottle of pancake syrup. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had to abandon my shopping at the checkout due to lack of funds. Even in my dreams I don’t have any money. FML
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
Today, I'm so broke that I had to get a refund for my unopened hummus, just so I'd be able to afford the bus fare to get to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I was hungry and I was trying to buy the cheapest burger at Wendy's, but I'm so broke that I had to call my friends to lend me some money. Ugh. FML
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
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Top comments
exileonmainst 16
And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
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Comments (15)
Dave_Davington 34
I hate it when that happens.
exileonmainst 16
And then your cat destroyed the potato along with the last of your toilet paper.
boopingsnoot 25
I call those "anxiety bullshit" dreams
mt21mt 15
Well, at least you are partway to having a seven course Irish dinner- 6 beers and a potato.
manb91uk 22
I guess you might say your subconscious has had its chips, eh?
Morgan B. Moxley 7
That better be the best GD dream potato in existence, for $22!
devi_916 39
Potatoes are worth it. They're so versatile and delicious.
gobiteme2 34
For $22 it should be unbreakable
tonyfan00 38
That potato better have been the size of a shopping cart!
tonyfan00 38
How big was this potato?