Username
United States
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
ApparentlyaPotato
Coeur D Alene, United States
Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
maryfaithh
United States
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
missgayle319
United States
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Adulting is tough
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
TheLostCauseFML
Quitman, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
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Doortje 30
Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.
Miss_Michaela 10
You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..
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Comments (105)
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
Are you effing kidding me? I doubt this, it seems like you just really wanted to get an FML posted, so you tried to think of the stupidest thing possible. If this is serious, then your parents' life sucks.
Vlieto23 8
that was the stupidest FML I have ever heard.. who approved this shit through?
arman99 5
guys he could have ADHD I have it so I can relate
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
having ADHD is no excuse to being that stupid. I had ADHD as a child and still have ADD I knew that potato chips were made out of potatoes.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I don't understand how an attention deficit and hyperactivity disorder can prevent you from having common sense. Sorry, that's not an excuse. It's like saying tomato soup doesn't have some form of tomatoes in it.
HatefulPilot 0
Must be obese.
Jwoodley 0
ur an idiot
wtferror 0
seriously? how dumb can you be?
rizzosierra 0
I'm fifteen and I just learned this fact myself
jenaandtyler4eva 0
ydi and maybe you should have read the name of it and I'm afraid if you passed college with that level of smarts fyl and ydi
IceCweaaam 0
I know this is off-topic but OMG EVANSCENCE <3! Cant wait for their new album! sorry about that ._. Ahem OP...seriously?! o_O
liindsjayy 0
#5 im blonde and I knew that and brunettes can be just as stupid just no way pays as much attention. But yes this person is stupid.