Username
United States
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
ApparentlyaPotato
Coeur D Alene, United States
Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
maryfaithh
United States
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
missgayle319
United States
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Adulting is tough
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
TheLostCauseFML
Quitman, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
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Doortje 30
Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.
Miss_Michaela 10
You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..
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Comments (105)
Mirorbo 27
Folly? Trudly? Which one of you morons posted this?
salsalover_12 5
rocks are smarter than OP
zman1422 3
no way! then what are tortilla chips made from?
SteelCladAngel 0
corn and different grains
SteelCladAngel 0
corn and different grains
carlz717 0
hense its name: POTATO chips
Equin0x 0
What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
ILoveEggnog 7
Who was this directed at?
BigPickles 0
trying to is key
onikage_666 0
this reminds me of the time i realized the best use for pipe cleaners... cleaning pipes.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
just dont tell me you were 26.....
belle2113 0
OMG! I thought they were just for arts and crafts! Well I guess I'm lucky I learned it at 15.
dan1234567 4
thats just sad
FMLsOhilarious 6
You're an idiot OP. Did you know HAMbugers aren't made from Ham? Probably not...I'm so taken off guard by your stupidity I have no idea what else to say but compare certain foods and the obvious things that they can be turned into. Um, I guess what I'm trying to say is YDI even though this isn't an FML technically.
CallMeHush 1
Sharp as a bag of wet hair.