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United States
Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
ApparentlyaPotato
Coeur D Alene, United States
Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML
Anonymous
Cooked
Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML
brileyyyy
United States
Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML
Blackshadows
Somerset, United States
Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML
maryfaithh
United States
Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
missgayle319
United States
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Adulting is tough
Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Old soul
Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML
TheLostCauseFML
Quitman, United States
Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML
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Doortje 30
Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.
Miss_Michaela 10
You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..
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Comments (105)
kellster30 2
agreed #154 there are stupid ppl everywhere
kilroy88 0
Hey now, everybody is hating on poor OP. People can miss what's right in front of them if they don't have any interest in it. So for OP's sake, I'm gonna assume he's a healthy bastard that doesn't eat junk food. Plus there's a lot of different chips out there.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
people who are healthy still can figure out that potato chips are made out of potatoes. common sense tells you if they are called potato chips what they are made of...
khaya 9
26, in human years?
neoamaru_fml 8
I'm not surprised all that Potato chips Vegetable oil hit you in the head real bad since childhood, I assume you're also one of those morbidly Obese people that thhhpitt as they talk
collegeadministr 0
I think Jessica Simpson just found her new best friend! although, at least hers was a little more challenging. potato = potato. chicken = tuna? see? that one is harder.
KSants7 0
Did you also realize that toast is actually bread toasted? :P
creedaddict 9
what do u think pop corn is made from?
planckit 6
everyone knows popcorn is made from pop! haha :P
indistructo 3
ur stupid
geekychick 1
please don't breed
trvt 0
idiot