Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm...

Username 16 April 2011, 05:14 United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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Anonymous 5 January 2017, 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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ApparentlyaPotato 10 February 2016, 05:08 Coeur D Alene, United States

Today, I was called a "Potato" for at least the 30th time by people online for living in Idaho. I've lived here my whole life, I have yet to see a potato farm. None of these people has even left the East Coast. FML

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Anonymous 21 April 2023, 03:00

Cooked

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

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brileyyyy 12 January 2010, 03:40 United States

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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Blackshadows 7 September 2015, 18:08 Somerset, United States

Today, I accidentally poured milk into my bowl of chips. FML

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maryfaithh 27 January 2012, 16:30 United States

Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML

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missgayle319 15 March 2012, 07:53 United States

Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML

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Anonymous 10 August 2024, 00:00 Canada

Adulting is tough

Today, in last ditch attempt to be an adult, I trotted out to do my grocery shopping for the week. As I confidently strode through the produce aisle, I grabbed what I thought was a nice, ripe mango. At checkout, the cashier kindly informed me it was in fact a massive potato. FML

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Anonymous 12 April 2024, 16:00 Saskatoon, Canada

Old soul

Today, I realized I’ve become an old woman. I have dentures, wear bifocal glasses, have rheumatoid arthritis, carry a stash of candy in my purse, and got excited when I bought a new potato peeler. I’m only 29, but I’m an old woman. FML

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TheLostCauseFML 31 December 2017, 15:00 Quitman, United States

Today, I'm so broke that I had a money nightmare. I'd accidentally purchased a single potato for exactly $22 and it was non-refundable. FML

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Doortje 30

16 April 2011, 12:18

Why the hell did you think they were called potato chips then? YDI, you idiot.

Miss_Michaela 10

16 April 2011, 12:24

You'd never guess what Beef Burgers are made of..

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LunaNstars 0

16 April 2011, 15:49

whoa. four in a row. and i love that show too!

vettle 6

16 April 2011, 15:50

hey now. many people just call them chips not potato chips. maybe no one ever said that around them. there's also veggie chips, cactus chips, corn chips, tortilla chips.. give them a break. still...