Today, was trying to have an adult conversation with my fiancée but she's always on her phone, so I sent her a text message instead. Relationship goals. FML
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Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML
Today, I asked my fiancé's daughter to use her phone so I could call mine which I'd misplaced. Busy with homework, she nodded. Only after she jumped up did I notice that she had my number listed with a humiliating nickname, and accompanied by a photo of her middle finger. FML
Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML
Today, as I got down on one knee, and was in the middle of saying, "Will you marry me?" my partner answered a text message. Apparently it was more important. FML
Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, I once again used my phone to get out of a conversation with someone, instead of actually talking to someone on it. FML
Today, my phone died while I was on the phone with my girlfriend. When I finally got a charger, I saw a text message from her. I'm now single. FML
Today, I noticed that my girlfriend only texts me when she needs help with her homework. FML
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Tripartita 45
*rereads beginning of FML* Wait, OP, why was Today chatting up YOUR fiancée?!
TheEpicKitten 20
And they say romance is dead
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TheEpicKitten 20
And they say romance is dead
oj101 33
Did you include a ❤️ emoji?
Tripartita 45
*rereads beginning of FML* Wait, OP, why was Today chatting up YOUR fiancée?!
Despereaux 15
Did you try talking to her first and she was just on her phone, or did you decide that because she's on her phone you'd be passive-aggressive and send her a text instead?
sophiehelen 32
His use of the phrase 'trying' to talk implies the text was not his first move
klirrivirri 9
been there, done that.. welcome to the 21st century...
Savagephy 17
Try to make her see a day without technology and how valueable your relationship is
darnellq 13
Just got out of a five and a half year marriage where my ex-wife was just like this. Even to the point where our children don't even attempt to ask her for anything or even to try and talk to her anymore. She was like that from the beginning and it was always an issue for me. If it's something she will not stop or even attempt to break the habit, don't get married and start a family with someone that you have to fight with technology just to talk to.
darnellq 13
I tried to do the "day without technology" and made other attempts to get her to see how much she was on her phone and it would always start a week-long (at the least a week) fight every time.
stoneybadger78 6
I'd say call it off man, she's trash if she can't even have an adult conversation, it will only be worse once you get hitched. FTB
NYM88 26
Did you propose to her via text as well?