Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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bevanddev 0
this is so true FOL...**** our lives
GotWhateverItIs 0
After reading these comments it seems like the people who hate Twilight are crazier than the people who are obsessed with it. Not everyone has similar likes and dislikes. No one is making you read or watch anything about Twilight. I hate basketball (born to a hockey family!). I don't get all worked up about it. There's an article about basketball in the news - I skip it and go on to the next story. There's a game on TV - I change the channel. I don't get all passionate about it. I'm pretty sure the books were written for tweens/teens anyways so everyone who's talking about how juvenile the writing is - well yea... it was written for kids. Get over it. I just think it's funny how the very people who are slamming Twilight fans for liking the series are just as passionate about not liking it. It's a book and movie series. Who cares??
SailorButterfly 8
Thank you, rational poster. That's exactly what bothers me. Why do people get so up in arms about something someone else likes? Just ignore it if you don't like it.
swedishbruin 0
That is only assuming that Twilight will be remembered at all. Which it really won't.
LittleMiss1 0
Vampires don't sparkle in the sun ... They burn and die
cosmorose 0
You put much more effort into hating twilight than most people put into liking it. What a miserable existance.
_musical_addict_ 0
Wow hexefrau I tip my hat to you. You've said it all. Twilight sucks and everyone should just stop reading and watching it all together. WE CAN END THE MADNESS!!! I agree with 120- it sucks because fangirls give us normal intelligent girls of around the same age a bad name. Plus I ******* HATE the people who get mad when you tell them "I hate twilight" Their response- "zomigod ur sooo stupid!! How could u not like them u loserrr" Loser? Look who's talking. I don't fantasize over a fake (NONFUCKINGEXISTENT) abusive stalker vampire who ******* SPARKLES (WHATTHESHIT) and whose books could have been better written by a fourth grader. Yeah I definitely lose here. I weep for my generation .... well just any twilight fan
DucttapeandWD40 1
^Win
_musical_addict_ 0
To 236- I understand what you're saying but I'd have to wager this is a different case. You say you dont like basketball so you just ignore it. That's fine. But did basketball ever bring this much trouble to society and in some ways corrupting a portion of youth? (I'll never forget my friend who was dumped by his gf cuz he didn't like twilight) Did basketball ever essentially poison the minds of a large number of young people? Not saying what you said doesnt make sense I'm just I think these are two different cases
DecayDance_fml 0
LMAO. love this, and actually, it's not everyone. the only reason i even watched the stupid film is for Taylor Lautner.
Elf_My_Life 0
Oh my god yes. I hate Twilight so much. TURNS NORMAL TEENAGE GIRLS INTO DROOLING FUCKTARDS. **** our lives indeed OP. D:
Slinky690 0
if your a twilight fan, **** off and go drink bleach. there is only one "Saga" and its ******* Star Wars deal with it. i was in our local gamestop the other day when they got they daily shipment o'crap to put up in the displays and what was in there??? ******* TWILIGHT SCEEN IT! on Wii, even my beloved game stop isnt safe anymore. **** OUR LIVES